Ayatollah Hermione

Sandancer here read the first paragraph and readied his four-thumbed hands over his keyboard in response. Barely worth a half-decent response.

Great post, Gene. Sums up why interacting with Mackems on any football matter is ill advised. It's such a massive moment where all rational sense leaves them

Pardew can't be holding us back either. it's not like he's inherited this squad who was previously doing great and struggling with him. He's put it together and it's going to take longer than 3 transfer windows to build it.

We're 6th. This suggests Pardew knows, in some form, what he's doing. One of his strengths this season has been adjusting and changing our play to beat sides. The writer of that post is trying to make a grand point without considering the one fatal flaw to it. In that, we are doing well.

Where's the Barca of the North shit come from like?

9-1 being drawn in the clouds with jetpacks too :lol:

Never has there been a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. SUNDERLAND!

Is that a Geordie Star Wars reference with the two moons? If so, well in.

We're 6th. You don't get to 6th with a lack of creativity. That's a stone wall bastard fact.

Mate, you've not beat us since we came back up and you wouldn't be on here giving it Timmy Tiny Balls if it wasn't bothering you. Game's done, point in the bag, onward to Arsenal.

Too right. People's opinions on players and set-up changes every week, it's mental.

For providing a half decent foundation to get back into Europe? For signing Krul and Coloccini to new deals? For hiring John Carver? For paying £10 million for a player every fucker was after? I'm far from the bloke's biggest fan since he personally seems to revel in winding us up and his relationship with the fans could be vastly improved if we were all pulling in the same direction with him in that regard but the set-up at the club atm is doing wonders considering we were getting beat off Scunthorpe two seasons ago.

I hate this "Where's the rest of the Carroll money went?" shite. It doesn't go in a big pot marked 'transfers', it goes into the running of the club, you know, like an entity that is turning a profit which means a more sustainable way of succeeding rather than just hoying cash about and paying manager's severances.

I like the way you think

Bravo

Tom, I didn't run into you and rub your face/buy you a pint I'll wank in total silence tonight in disappointment.

If Cattermole had made that tackle 35 minutes in, he'd be off. He's just a rent boy pretending to be a central midfielder. tbh, if they counter attacked us down the wings, they'd have won but they came for 1-nowt because they're a bunch of cowardly arseholes and Shola FUCKING BATTERED THEM. FENHAM PELE. WEST DENTON DROGBA. WTF was Williamson doing at the end? Toe punt the fucker in the bottom corner, man, you quiffed helmet. Lay it off to Lovenkrands, he can put it in with his 14 inch cock and balls. Christ, what a day. Never a-fucking again, lads. Make it a nice 1-0 next time with O'Neil ripping a hole in his Primark tracksuit. In a tracksuit in a derby ffs. I dress better for bed, the baldy Irish shithouse. He looked like a charity case from 1978. Ooh, I can do a little leap! No good when your team sits back for 50 minutes and concedes, hahahaa. Frazier Campbell as well. What a fucking weapons grade cunt. Celebrating in front of the toon fans and then hacking the BENSHAM BAGGIO HIMSELF, the horrible little fuckwit. 1 England cap on the basis of one good goal and the fact Pearce is mentally retarded and he came on and DONE FUCK ALL. Shola showed him how it was done. O'Neil played for one nowt but he didn't account for the FOREST HALL RONALDO. Game of two halves, overall, if I had to pick a stance.

OH SNAP

Imagine if Shola had taken the pen, man. Side netting. NEE FUCKING FUSS. 2-1 at the end, back in their caravans, they still can't beat us. We have the psychological edge. O'Neil couldn't hold on to a lead if he was walking Keano's dog.

Jonas was excellent. I honestly can't believe you watched that second half and thought he was shit. What an outlet the man is

Feels like a loss tbh. They deserved to concede after their bus parking as soon as Tickle Arse Bender's pen hit the net. Mental defending like that with only a 1-0 lead. Why wasn't Shola on pens ffs?!!

Shit. What do you think of Shit? Sunderland!

What do you think of Sunderland?

Amazing work in this thread.

Last night, I was drinking bottles of Tiger, Jaegerbombs and tequila slammers. 5 hours kip, my throat is fucked but I'm ready for this. Nerves are natural and they push you to the next level. Kevin Nolan probably had some jitters but he was chicken dancing away. Shola probably had butterflies but he twatted that volley into the net. Joey Barton, well, Joey Barton was probably reading War and Peace trying to look clever but he brought his game too. Imagine O'Brien's nerves when he took that free kick. Or Emre's. If you're nervous, you're human. If you're a Geordie human, you're ready to look the mackem horde in the eye, spit in its face and beat the twats. Howay, ye fuckers. I'm probably still a bit pissed.