Kitman

Is there a credible source for the $12m valuation? I doubt that's the club's own valuation for the reasons you've laid out plus he's British (noting he only has a year left on his contract)

We could have the VAR stop play for the referee to review if it would have been correct to flag

Allardyce that must have been embarrassing

Fucked over Brighton and us and then got sacked by Jim Rat King. I assume his reputation has been torched by his own behaviour, but if I were the FA I would view him as a short term appointment

True, and why stop there....next home match he can start off a chant of "we're shit and we know we are"

If the defender jumps, Jackson's right hook misses his chin. It's hardly Jackson's fault if the defender doesn't get out of the way when he launches his vicious assault.

Listening to Amorim talk, it sounds like he wants the sack anyway. All he ever says is how shit his team is and how rubbish things are, lately he's said he'll probably get the sack too. I'm amazed he hasn't been told to shut his trap, it can't be helping the players and suggests a lack of leadership across the board at that club. No doubt Sir Jim will sack everyone at the end of the season and the fiasco will continue after yet another expensive reset of staff snd players. Lovely. Not sure about Spurs but I can't imagine Ange will survive the summer either no matter what happens. He's another one who talks too much (bloody aussies,eh?)

Indeed. Furthermore TAA won't feel bad about leaving now and it guarantees he won't go back

I can't imagine why Terence Trent Darby would want to move to Madrid. What's Madrid got that Liverpool hasn't?

Thanks I really enjoyed that. Good presenter and it's nice to see informed analysis for a change. The only thing he didn't say is "Hot Mitch Summer" but you can't have everything I suppose....

I've never liked Arsenal for various reasons, so all things being equal I'm usually happy to see them lose. However since Arteta is a massive whingeing tedious graceless cock, I'm absolutely delighted. Haha stick that up your tailpipe you cunt! No doubt you were robbed and it's all so unfair boo hoo hoo.

Hush hush

Completely agree. Lifting a domestic trophy trumps everything for me. Hopefully we can add CL qualification to it too.

We can't have these spawny cheating yank cunts put one over on us. Let's fuck them up 'good and proper' at our place. HTL!

Wank like an Egyptian?

I can't believe we won't be in for another striker. Wilson is finished and Osula isn't a suitable back up for Isak. Barnes or Gordon can play on the RW as back up but we have nobody to deputise for Isak as thing stand.

It would also be hilarious

He's probably Australian anyway

I read recently that Juventus are in for Tonali and we were in a "battle" to hold on to him. It wouldn't surprise me if Juve were after him because he's incredible, but there's no battle here. We can always tell them to fuck off and unless the player really wants to leave, we're under zero pressure to sell.

Is that based on xP? I'll get me coat

No thanks, take your agenda elsewhere

We all know if that mother theresa had owned the club, they'd be saying she was backed by the illuminati funded by selling baby porn or some similar pipe dream. Something has to invalidate it somehow, anyhow. The last thing they'll admit is that we're an incredibly well run club with a brilliant manager, support team and set-up. Which hopefully will last for many years

It doesn't count because it's us. That's the only reason.

Fucking get in. Lets get a cricket score!

I've no beef with Palace, other than Parish being a bit of a cunt. However they are in our way so must be ruthlessly trampled under foot. HTL