Kitman

PSR optional for Chelsea

John Cooper Clarke?

Nope

If we take their approach to counting attendance there were actually 600,000 people out today

If they dont win the Europa league they'll be out of Europe too

Might as well give him Wilson's wages anyway, we've been down to one striker for most of the season

If he goes, I think it would be to Real or PSG. I don't think we'd sell to another PL club with 3 years left on his contract

Is that....John Barnes 😳

As I've got older my bandwidth for caring about the plight of random nations has steadily shrunk, and I think Trump has now broken whatever was left over. Maybe I shouldn't judge others by my own standards, but I find the idea that the man in the street deeply cares about what is happening in Saudi completely laughable (pointing to Saudi or the UAE on a map would probably be a challenge). When I lived in the UK - nigh on 20 years ago - most people I knew barely gave a shit about what happened in their own country if it didnt directly affect them. I expect people are even more apathetic now. I certainly dont lose any sleep over our owners. Fair play to Amnesty but the people who make the noise are mostly hypocrites with an undeclared agenda or mouth breathing knuckle dragging morons.

Yes. I don't think anyone in the media really cares about sportswashing anyway. It's just a way to generate public engagement from faux outrage. I don't like the Saudi regime, and I think most decent people would find it abhorrent in many respects; however I dont think most people genuinely care about the House of Saud or what goes on in the middle east. In reality sportswashing is just a lazy trope to cut us down to the size they think we ought to be. As if in some way it invalidates everything about us. What they really dont like is our success with these owners, not who our owners are. They can fuck right off, I couldnt care less what the anti-NUFC media thinks.

That would require a tache and a mullet, sir. And probably a beer and a tab. A tache alone is an insult...

This is the only way to cope really. I've checked out of reading the regular news for a while now. I don't have a lot of faith in the press anymore anyway ttt

Lovely

It's dare

We all wondered why the fuck we signed Harvey Barnes and now we know....

This picture did not come up when I googled hot bitch summer....

I hope you're right and we can look forward to that hot mitch summer promised by Gemmill. The club gambled on getting through without reinforcements and it's worked so far thanks to our brilliant manager and staff and not playing in Europe. Hopefully we can qualify for the CL now and then go for gold on transfers on the back of it. Phase 2 is obviously needed if we're to kick on and retain our best players.

The mental gymnastics they go through to appear to be not bothered Apparently the six Division 1 titles they've accumulated is now what makes them superior to us. Because they can't claim to have won a more recent domestic trophy

I went on RTG to soak up the schadenfreude. Seemed a mix between bitter jealousy, anger at having shit owners, and pretend indifference with a side helping of racism. They're also rounding on their manager because theyre not in the promotion spots and his football is boring or something. Plainly getting ready to hound him out. Absolutely wonderful.

Imagine that!

Worse than that, Im at work!!!! Well sort of lol

Fucking amazing! So happy for everyone! Pinching myself here, weve only gone and done it!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss fucking geddin you beauties!!!!

Cmon lets have 5 minutes of shithousery to get us over the line

Fuck me 8 fucking minutes