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Kitman

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  1. Joelinton

    I very much doubt Steve had anything to do with it. Other than his appointment requiring a diversionary signing for the terminally thick or gullible
  2. Joelinton

    Yes and he’s hardly a trophy signing. I agree KD it seems dodgy
  3. Joelinton

    There’s no way its 40 million, thats for sure
  4. Joelinton

    Of course Bruce said “...he’s got age on his side, which is vitally important”. Vitally important to who, Steve? Bruce is already showing his true colours as Pardew 2.0. Age is only vitally important to fat mike and his precious resale value. I expect Bruce would rather have someone older, more experienced and proven than some kid from the German league who’s scored a handful of goals. Someone like Rondon for example.
  5. Joelinton

    Yup, that’s about it
  6. Joelinton

    If you fall for this you’re a complete mug
  7. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    Assuming we don’t sell Longstaff
  8. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Yes they’re saying we should have been after a decent manager instead of Bruce
  9. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    They were probably getting away from Bruce who wanted to go out on the piss with them
  10. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    The fact that Bruce is managing the team makes all transfers irrelevant. We could the best strikers in the world and we’d still play like a pub team and get relegated.
  11. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Or he’s a massive cunt with a dick the size of a mushroom. This is all about him calling the shots imo. He’s not going to be dictated to by a Spanish cunt or them Geordie cunts. It’s Mike’s way or the highway. * shoots an imaginary gun at the mirror *
  12. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    Even if they sign this lad, he’ll get injured within a month and we’ll have no replacement. They have no idea the incredible job Rafa and his team did on injury prevention. Now it’ll be back to the bad old days of injuries without the squad to cope. Looking on the bright side, it’ll be good for the U23 development players
  13. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    It’s a new low. We’re a bad joke, and the joke’s on us.
  14. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Spot on imo
  15. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    I don’t see why Wednesday should us any favours. We’ve left them very little time to find a replacement and I assume they were blindsided by our approach. I’d screw every penny out of the fat cunt I could if I was in their shoes, they’re under no obligation to do a deal other than Brucey sheep head being pissed off and demotivated
  16. Rafa Benitez

    It’d be funny if they can’t even sign that fat sheep headed pissbag. Sums them up, they’ve had weeks to line up a replacement, what a bunch of clowns
  17. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    I doubt Hughton would go near us again.
  18. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    What transfer kitty?
  19. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I’m not sure. Hippo head loves to spunk large amounts on has beens and to guarantee himself huge compo when he inevitably gets sacked after 6 months of farce and struggle. He may have been approached but lost interest when Ashley made it clear neither of these things would happen.
  20. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    I think we can all look forward to the Man Utd cast offs who will beat a path to Brewcey’s door
  21. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    Some player is actually our transfer policy. As long as they’re on loan and on cheap wages
  22. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Joe Kinnear, Alan Pardew, Steve Bruce. Joke appointments from the man who brings you cheap tracksuits and white socks thrown on shop floors. Fuck right off. There’s no point in supporting this club until the fat cunt dies or fucks off. He’s deliberately turned us into a cheap tat bargain bucket yo yo club with no hope of any success, we’re a joke.
  23. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    I guess that’s what happens when you’re pissed all the time. Which will be the only way to watch Brewce’s NUFC.
  24. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Jeez that statement was over 10 years ago now? Time flies.....

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