Kitman

One helluva balloon to lift his bloated carcass off the planet

Like watching Lost. I never bothered with Lost. Life's too short and all that

Shit. Probably means Barton was lighting cigars( with £20 notes), Ameobi was practicing his tennis and Taylor was on the beers. Malaysians: "When do the players get here?" Satay!!! You have Sideshow Bob! We love Sideshow Bob!

Shit. Probably means Barton was lighting cigars( with £20 notes), Ameobi was practicing his tennis and Taylor was on the beers. Malaysians: "When do the players get here?"

Personally I find all of the characters unlikeable. I spent most of the episodes I watched hoping they'd get killed.

"That's the lampost they threatened to hang me from after the Keegan fiasco." That LLambias tour in full: 10 am. Training ground. Comments by Llambias: "Yes, we own this land. You could sell it off for housing." "Those are the players over there. Don't worry they'll all be gone by August. Except that bald ginger fella, he'll be the manager. " 10 am. St James's Park. Comments by Llambias: "Unfortunately we don't own the land. You can't sell it off for housing." "See that car park over there? I reckon you could build a nice casino on there if you could get a licence. Or maybe some houses." "And hey, look! Some poor bastard is getting his car taken away! ....wait a minute.... Oi! Bring my fucking car back here!" "Running the football side of things is easy. The punters turn up every week regardless. It's just like running a casino." "There's plenty of office space here, there are no employees or anything like that. You could lease the surplus space and make a bit of money. Or start a casino, if you can get a licence." "Right that concludes the tour. Anyone for lunch? You fellas probably fancy a chinky, eh?" You missed a bit

Sailor Jerry Rum. Sounds like cockney rhyming slang to me.

Good deal for him if true. Not that I give a toss really.

"That's the lampost they threatened to hang me from after the Keegan fiasco." That LLambias tour in full: 10 am. Training ground. Comments by Llambias: "Yes, we own this land. You could sell it off for housing." "Those are the players over there. Don't worry they'll all be gone by August. Except that bald ginger fella, he'll be the manager. " 10 am. St James's Park. Comments by Llambias: "Unfortunately we don't own the land. You can't sell it off for housing." "See that car park over there? I reckon you could build a nice casino on there if you could get a licence. Or maybe some houses." "Running the football side of things is easy. The punters turn up every week regardless. It's just like running a casino." "There's plenty of office space here, there are no employees or anything like that. You could lease the surplus space and make a bit of money. Or start a casino, if you can get a licence." "Right that concludes the tour. Anyone for lunch? You fellas probably fancy a chinky, eh?"

They probably heard we play on a Satay-day and saw an opportunity

Why thank you

imo it's getting to the point where it doesn't matter who takes over the club, the season will be a write-off anyway. This whole thing is typical of the idiots who've wrecked our club; all we need to complete the picture is for the club to be taken off the market and a press release from Ashley saying he's now committed to taking the club 'forward'. Again.

They had to do it by letter in the end. The post-it note kept blowing off his car apparently.

Great lies of our time: - Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction - Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky - Bernie Madoff has a good investment opportunity for you - The cheque's in the post - I promise I'll pull out at the last minute, pet - The NUFC takeover will be over by the end of this week

I have nostalgic memories of Are you Being Served growing up. Along with Mike Yarwood, Morecambe & Wise, The 2 Ronnies, Summertime Special etc on evening telly. I never got the pussy gags at the time, mind.

This moved me to compose a small poem in memoriam: Alas dear Molly, dead and gone You were queen of the 70s sitcom Double meaning was your comedic stunt By pussy you meant your big fat family pet RIP

I find the current situation at the club hugely frustrating

RIP. In his honour I have composed a short ode So long then Karl Malden Star of the screen Award winning actor who has been In classic films but as it goes Goodness gracious what a nose

Michael Mouse. Michael Finn. Michael Mical Romance.

The tosser will still be described as 'Newcastle striker' until he joins someone else though.

Don't click on the link

Well it's their website I suppose. They do have an email option if you want to dispute their opinions.

what particular golden era are you talking about here - the 1960's, 70's, 80's, 90's or current era ? Or when we qualified regularly for europe........with one of the best teams in the country and bought top quality footballers and filled the stadium every week. Doesn't sound like a badly run club to me. If you mean the 1950's, we may have won 3 FA Cups but we still got relegated and the club was run by a bunch of twats who creamed off as much as they could. Further than that, you are looking at when we last won the league.... Who are you talking to, mate ? The entire quote is lifted from nufc.com. The clue is at the top of the post that says "From Nufc.com". Divvy. must be nufc.com then never look at it tbh........

I wonder how much we can save on his salary? Must be a bairn to take his place somewhere......

The academy then. There must be someone left in the academy