Dazzler

I’m already bored and Fury is still doing his ring walk.

I know I have had a fairly favourable run so far, but you’re all fucking welcome.

This is definitely the one where the thread starting duties changes hands again. 2-0 us.

Why we’re just going to end up calling them a cunt 24 hours later anyway.

Derby - the year they got the worst (or near to it after the mackems) points haul of any time in prem history - I want to say under Allardyce. We have a knack for having our draws pulled down by the worst teams.

Charles Amos wants to shag his sister. Pass it on.

Weren't Luton in similar form last season when we rocked up there and shat the bed?

Needs more transparent Bobby - 5/10

I don't think you're supposed to call them that anymore.

Roughly £8m for Miggy when he’s been an afterthought all season and pure PSR profit isn’t a bad deal. Surprised there aren’t some lower half PL teams on championship clubs sniffing about at that price tbh.

Don’t you fucking start as well! but yes.

I watched this. It was alright. Tries to create a John Wick style universe where every cunt is a hitman or spy. Only it likes the smell of its own farts a bit too much for my tastes but it was good enough that I’d watch another season of it.

Instagram? Fuck that. Enjoy my MS paint disaster.

Drew my santa hat in MS paint. Fuck off.

The lack of consistency in image size really makes this.

Fuck sake man, I've already got Albert down the big market selling tickets. He's labelling it "fight of the century" and everything.

"Sandro Ole Ole Ole" was about all I could make out last night from where I was. Second half it was hard to hear anything over the sound of a no neck gammon picking a fight with a black lad who was "talking shite all match" behind him. Definitely had nothing to do with race though, certainly not. Also not a hint of self awareness that the very thing he was accusing them of was the very thing he was doing. He said he would be waiting for the lad, his friend ("and bring ya fucking da an'aal") outside but he was nowhere to be seen when I left - obviously had plans with a wheelie bin, some matches and a metro inn. Other than that it was a mint game, Tonali clear man of the match - even without the goals he was everywhere and involved in everything we did.

Back to back wins and now away to a team we should beat. Will my (our) run continue? I wouldn’t fucking bet on it 2-0 us.

It’ll be tomorrow like, I’ve just got in and I can’t hack them fucking stairs coupled with Stanhope street. I’m near death.

Someone needs to get the Warren's on the ouija - they fucking forgot one.