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I think it's a nothing to see here type of situation tbh: Amanda Staveley and Jamie Reuben resign as ‘Newcastle United’ Directors - Companies House - NUFC The Mag

Hopefully the kid has managed to deal with his demons now he's spoken openly about it and got the help he needed. If he fully recovers from his injury he could be a frightening free transfer for someone if he can get his pre-Jose form back. Wouldn't be a bad signing for a Brentford or Fulham type team where there's a bit less pressure if he leaves Everton.

2024 - Liverpool (inevitably) win it - fantastic achievement, prestigious award, endless repeats of Klopp's cowie jaw atop an open top bus through Liverpool on Sky, whilst we're told about his 'legacy'. 2025 - Newcastle win it - They should be winning it, with all that money spent, it's a tin pot trophy anyway - still failed to qualify for the champions league, can't believe the geordies are celebrating it, it's embarrassing. Calling it now. Bookmark it.

Was that a mackem in a toon shirt? Bit of a self own if so.

There's cattle that grazes on the Castle Leazes site as well though I am sure. pretty much every patch of enclosed field has cows on it from Nuns Moor to the Town Moor. On a purely selfish note, I'd gladly see a stadium built on the Town Moor if it meant I never had to waste a fortune on the kids at the fucking hoppings again.

Everton's I believe. He was only on loan in Turkey. He's been injured I think though, so no idea if and when he'll be back - but he's not kicked a ball in at least a year.

The man has lost whatever marbles he had left.

The books should at least be upside down to give a true reflection

*Record scratches, the video pauses* "It was at this moment Matt realised that everything he taught himself at Google University was for naught. The pandemic was real, the vaccine saved lives and maybe, just maybe he doesn't have a microchip in his bloodstream"

Maintaining heft means struggling to lose weight where I come from like.

And still picks Maguire who's been shit ever he joined Man Utd.

It's aged like a fine wine:

"Hello Geordie, what do you have to say?" "here, ah dinnit think Steyve did a bad job for them, ah meayn us, marra, ah meayn wor kid. Yi na them, I meayn us mags, wuh expect too much, and hound managers out, and wuh definitely have an infeereeoritey complex when it comes to sun'lin - who Steyve was absolooteley woeful for, marra, ah mean wor kid. And let's not forget, the genocide."

All songs are made up

Almost as if exclusive lines are a common thing in the sports tat industry

I got Temu, and business insurance. So this is a load of bollocks

Salah is their liver? I am not sure what that even means, I know Merson doesn't know what it means.

God bless the poor cunt that has to interview him after the match. No doubt their credentials will be called out, and they’ll be called stupid or some variation of the word.