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I wasn't tbf, I had us drawing a handful of our remaining games in line with our performances over the past two seasons against bastard low block teams. I still had us 6th.

I'd take Conference League tbf, I think we'd probably win that one and still be able to heavily rotate since we'd effectively be battering olive farmers and snow shovellers (or whatever semi-pro Eastern Europeans do for work). However, I don't think Isak or Bruno would be quite so keen to stick around, and it's not as if they aren't going to have a shit tonne of suitors who qualify for the CL.

Tu me Tu you?

Maybe that's the work they're really doing to the Tyne Bridge that's currently fucking my commute up.

I can at least take comfort in the fact that I was born a solid 18 years after the moon landing so I'm not that 'old', but I sadly remember when wannabe came out and the spice girls rose to prominence.

2-1 to the mighty genocide committing mags. Dubravka to score directly from a goal kick.

I came to the same top 6 as you, and the only thing I had was Man Utd fluking to 7th ahead of Chelsea. If England lose the 5th CL spot, what happens with 6th? Is it conference league or fuck all?

Gary Delaney called, and he'd like his joke back.

We'll likely miss Europe in that case, but at least we'll likely get to see if all the window lickers on Twitter are right about Alex Murphy.

We fucked up PSG at home, and got shafted out of a victory at their place yet they are in the semis and we finished bottom of our group, the daft cunt is making strawiest of straw man arguments.

Agree, but then lefties taking freekicks:

Never underestimate the power of Klopp's wobbling gob when it comes to gaining advantage from dodgy decisions... Never.

I think it's a nothing to see here type of situation tbh: Amanda Staveley and Jamie Reuben resign as ‘Newcastle United’ Directors - Companies House - NUFC The Mag

Hopefully the kid has managed to deal with his demons now he's spoken openly about it and got the help he needed. If he fully recovers from his injury he could be a frightening free transfer for someone if he can get his pre-Jose form back. Wouldn't be a bad signing for a Brentford or Fulham type team where there's a bit less pressure if he leaves Everton.

2024 - Liverpool (inevitably) win it - fantastic achievement, prestigious award, endless repeats of Klopp's cowie jaw atop an open top bus through Liverpool on Sky, whilst we're told about his 'legacy'. 2025 - Newcastle win it - They should be winning it, with all that money spent, it's a tin pot trophy anyway - still failed to qualify for the champions league, can't believe the geordies are celebrating it, it's embarrassing. Calling it now. Bookmark it.

Was that a mackem in a toon shirt? Bit of a self own if so.

There's cattle that grazes on the Castle Leazes site as well though I am sure. pretty much every patch of enclosed field has cows on it from Nuns Moor to the Town Moor. On a purely selfish note, I'd gladly see a stadium built on the Town Moor if it meant I never had to waste a fortune on the kids at the fucking hoppings again.

Everton's I believe. He was only on loan in Turkey. He's been injured I think though, so no idea if and when he'll be back - but he's not kicked a ball in at least a year.

The man has lost whatever marbles he had left.