Dazzler

Also his never ending legal bills from perverting the course of justice during active trials

Ah it's that bloke who hates Muslims that got caught grooming a 15 year old Muslim

That's the stone she's sat on there - going to be pinged at her from a medieval catapult.

I'm guessing that photo was taken before he went to Saudi - she'll be stoned for that sort of attire (or so a mackem told me at least)

I've been watching the Octopus Murders on Netflix over the last few days - All about the contras, native american gangsters, some fucking terrible 80s MS-DOS software that may or may not have been stolen by the government, and a bunch of deaths that are suspect as fuck. Nefilim would love it.

I agree with this - However, I don't think it's slagging him off (for the most part and certainly in my case) - just pointing out he wasn't actually as good for us as some of our fans like to believe. It's the mental nature of this that boils my piss. See also: HBA and to a lesser extent Laurent Robert (who was painfully inconsistent too). The slagging of the club and Howe for letting him go in games where things aren't going our way is more mental to me than anyone pointing out very real facts about his time here as a player. As if Maxi wouldn't have been at the front of the queue outside the physio's door this season had he still been here. I wish the bloke the best, as I would with most players who've played for us.

"Here lads, this unga has bunga'd me joke."

I had blackwater once. I went on holiday and forgot to clean out the goldfish. They died - thanks for reminding me @Nefilim. Cunt.

What a game!

Wait until they point out that maxi has almost 4x the assists but ignore that it's across over 4x the games

6-0 Sterling with 7 own goals.

Agree on Willock but I think the tactical tweak was key too. We played a similar game at Villa and Fulham and won comfortably as well.

It’s mental that her party line is all about the high immigration she is directly responsible for. It’s even more mental that she’s probably high up the list of candidates to replace Sunak after they are cunt punched in the next election.

Clearly none. I got a CRB check to work in social housing, despite being in a job that had little to no interaction with residents. I also know of someone not getting shortlisted with Northumbria Police because they had a tattoo with swearing in it (not me, none of mine are vulgar ). But this cunt was perfectly fine to employ.

The model who says he’s worth £45m

based on this 1.3m being dead is at least 1.9m too few

Got me bog rolls ready for wah trip tew the fountain, marra just in case there’s another pando and ah cannit nick any from Herrons. Ahm not yewsin me socks again, ahm still pickin peanut shards out me toenails from tha playoff final.

Looks like Matty Longstaff is off to Toronto FC.

Just been reading up on this as I knew he was facing a ban but hadn't been arsed enough to pay much attention. So they find testosterone metabolites in his system and provisionally suspend him - he then calls bullshit and demands a counter-test - which also returns a positive result I think he's probably been done over by someone here, as he's had every opportunity to come clean and have a more lenient punishment but has fought it (despite knowing he was facing a four year ban) which I can only think he's done because he had no idea he was ingesting PEDs - I wonder if any other Juve players were tested, as let's be honest, it's not like they aren't the most corrupt and devious club to ever grace the game.

Can't wait to see Man City and Chelsea competing in the final of the FA Vase after each win the Conference North and South, respectively.

The former? Pass. But I reckon the latter loves belting out a bit of Bee Gees on the karaoke when he's had a few whiskeys.