Dazzler

Thank fuck she shot him in the head avoiding all of his vital organs.

1-0 to the toon with Dummett and Krafth getting a brace each.

Only managed to catch the first half and that was comfortably the worst we've played under Howe since Leicester made mugs of us a few months into his tenure IMO. I have never been more thankful to receive a list of chores to do in my life.

I may be an accountant but I never once claimed to be a good one

Because it generates better content to let thick cunts like Ratcliffe prattle on. They give him just enough rope to hang himself. Challenging him would have given him a chance to backtrack. It's much funnier the way it played out.

"Send him a picture of the bridges marra. The mags do it all the time." "Aah dinnit think a picture of a 'shopping centre' will dee the trick, yi na"

"that's not how the law works" Aye it is mate, contractual law in fact. Although it was a pleasant surprise to hear Man City give away the players they don't want and haven't made half a billion quid doing so since Pep came in. It always fucking staggers me how inexplicably stupid some billionaires are.

Absolutely. He is clearly miserable at Man Utd and playing like it. He was unplayable a lot of the time last season, so his ability is unquestionable. I don't even think it's 100% attitude, as I think the place is dragging him down mentally. You don't do all the great community stuff he does/did if you're a complete prick, he seems like a very decent young lad to me. Stick him in an environment like ours with our dressing room atmosphere and I bet he'd thrive again (aye, I know it's not going to happen )

We played that system once or twice chasing a game last season, Brentford a prime example. He stuck Isak in the no 10 and we battered them second half. I don't think it's his preference, but I don't think he's opposed to it when it tactically suits the game when we're losing.

Absolutely brutal that on the specky little ginger cunt.

He wasn't even doing badly for them either, just yet another face that doesn't fit for the mental bastards. Obviously wasn't massive enough.

My guess (because I'm not listening to that shit) is Pardew is surprisingly complimentary of the club and the fans and Souness is Souness.

Man is employed and his job doesn't quite match job description - is literally every job ever. If they think this is tantamount to constructive dismissal then they are fucking thick. His contract says two years, he signed the fucking thing - maybe they have just pushed hard for someone who doesn't read contracts properly, and given the job they are employing him to do that would be a massive fucking weakness

Usually when the wife is on a 90 degree angle to me in a dimly lit bedroom were doing something different...and it's my birthday...and we're (I'm) finished after a few minutes. But each to their own I suppose.

2-0 to the toon. Eddie to stick the loaf on the Spanish chin dribbler, Tindall to rifle his missus and Wilson to come back and score both goals with his knackered tits.

Also, Trippier setting the ref right on the way off. Love to see it. They should technically be down to ten men tbh.

Is it ok to say Burn had a canny half?

There are still bars in the west end? I thought most had been burned to the ground and/or converted into Indian restaurans/motorcycle clothes shops.

He's been broke for a long time, that's why he's fraudulently inflated his wealth on his financial statements.

"They are only in it to make money" Like every single other owner of a football club then. We're so lucky that we have the Saudis willing to bankrupt themselves in the name of football glory. It's unusual that the comments to this all seem largely rational (albeit I only checked the first page )

I think he had some very dodgy views of Muslims at one time, aye - however, I think he may have softened on that quite a bit over the years. Amnesty stripped him of his 'prisoner of conscious' title after videos came out of him spouting ultra-nationalist/islamophobic shit from years ago, but then gave him the title back because 'his views have evolved since then'. So presumably, he had an American History X glow up in the Gulag.

Knowing Howe, this means all four are likely on the bench at least - with Isak starting and getting re-injured

I immediately thought of this meme from years ago listening to Holden waffle on there

If it is then I can only presume that Jason Statham is massaging it's tits in the background there.