Dazzler

I think he had some very dodgy views of Muslims at one time, aye - however, I think he may have softened on that quite a bit over the years. Amnesty stripped him of his 'prisoner of conscious' title after videos came out of him spouting ultra-nationalist/islamophobic shit from years ago, but then gave him the title back because 'his views have evolved since then'. So presumably, he had an American History X glow up in the Gulag.

Knowing Howe, this means all four are likely on the bench at least - with Isak starting and getting re-injured

I immediately thought of this meme from years ago listening to Holden waffle on there

If it is then I can only presume that Jason Statham is massaging it's tits in the background there.

Strong Nick Love vibes

As someone who inexplicably lived in Sunderland for a year during my days at uni I can confidently say the only thing this lass go wrong was the manc accent

I wonder if Howe is regretting not letting him go to Athletico Madrid in January now. We could have used that money, and Wilson will have played about 90 minutes of footy between the 1st Feb and the end of the season now.

Either an unfortunately timed photo or this is a photo of him talking to a couple of lasses outside the pig and whistle as the cowies kick in.

I swear to christ if we replace Ashworth with Ed Woodward we should riot.

Shola, Jack Ross or Steve Harper are pretty much the only people at the club in relevant roles and I doubt any of them have the necessary skills to take over as technical/sporting director

Reddit has some interesting takes STID was the reason Mac convinced Deadpool to buy.....Wrexham

Didn't he pretty much hand select his replacement at Brighton too, or at least have a hand in the recruitment? I wouldn't be surprised if it was that lad from Liverpool who stepped down at the end of the season, Edwards I think his name is.

It's pure speculation if we're being honest. We have increased revenues in the year, and will increase them further next year through new commercial deals (though we're unlikely to get CL again as it stands which will hamper us slightly). We're very likely to lose Bruno in the summer when PSG activates his release clause - but that was always going to happen, so we don't have to sell any top players other than the one player who was always likely to leave for massive money.

I am a bloke and this somehow managed to dry my fanny out.

Chunk being the operative word

He was getting absolutely tormented for a good while from a load of people who'd chipped in for his documentary that never got made. Pretty much every time he put a tweet out he'd get at least one person asking if they found number 5 or what they've done with their money etc. Most clearly hadn't even donated to the kick starter

He bored the tits off me, my dad tried to convince me he was funny - I never thought so, personally. But then they replaced him with Scott Mills and I suddenly missed Serious Jockin' and his other shite patter. FYP.

£50m compo, a year of gardening leave and Ashworth has to have a bomb strapped to his chest that's triggered to go off the next time Ten Slag buys a piece of shit from the Dutch league (so about two weeks into the job).

Is he still constantly getting rinsed on twatter over the go fund me money?

Bet he has scheduled and organised intercourse with her too the fucking show off.

I always preferred the death metal band Linux Edgelord tbh

Best of luck to Keith in his big match.

Windows95man?! Fucking hell