Dazzler

It’s the sequel to shaving Ryan’s privates and it’s a very apt description if you ask me.

"Wrang! It's me yi daft cunt!"

This one is on netflix tbf so most of us are paying to watch it even if we don't watch it

Obviously, they gave pickford MOTM

Some of Tyson's pad work I've seen clips of Tyson look so insane that I am convinced they've been sped up to make him look better. That being said, he lands one clean shot on the you tuber and he's on a manslaughter charge because Paul is woefully bad. Jake Paul got outboxed by Tommy Fury (who is uber shit) so he can't handle actual boxers, which is why he's picking fights with 60 year olds and retired MMA fighters. This is an exhibition as far as I can tell so should just be them two fucking about but Jake Paul is going to try and knock him out just so he can brag that he knocked out Mike Tyson. Which is meaningless since Tyson got knocked out 6 times by actual boxers in his actual career so this would just be a 20 something taking liberties on an almost pensioner - which is why I hope Tyson murders him, if nothing more than to end this you tube boxing craze

It's that bit. This would require a certain level of self-awareness and shame that the average fan of massive lads simply does not possess.

Translation anyone? I understood about 25% of this.

No, fuck off. I bet it's powdered.

I know, right? At his advanced age it's probably like sucking out of date yoghurt through tiny piece of garden hose.

She said the democrats went too woke so I'm guessing she watched a couple of rogan's podcast and "saw the light"

Covid sceptic and anti vaxxer RFK jr appointed as health secretary.

Neither shepherd’s, pie, cottage or pie again are the word mince.

I’ve seen that. It’s lemon party.

Cottage mince? Yes, it’s pedantic but there is no reference to mince in cottage pie. I am ashamed. Be better.

Shit, I've done it now. I was talking about Up btw.

They killed his dog and stole his car.

Gordon isn’t cropped out enough. 3/10.

“He gave me that pew pew freedom finger during the interlude.”

Watch Eddie Howe embrace the dark side after he kills a load of younglings.

5’8? Lanky cunt.

DI Asian Copper walks into the interview room. The institutional racism fills the air and it’s hard to breathe. The accused mutters something about curry because of racism. DI Asian Copper’s body language changes in reaction, her eye twitches, perhaps there is a flash back of when she was racially abused as a child at school. She composes herself and batters the suspect with facts because DI Asian Copper may be many things, but she is NOT a stereotype who is defined by her ethnicity because this is a well written show that would NEVER pull that borderline intelligence insulting, offensive shit on our audiences. Is that close?

Fucking hell someone get Taylor and Bestie on the phone and let them know we’ve found him. They can finally finish their documentary.

Joey Barton also shares the same dark hair and both are failed centre midfielders with the temperament to assault teenagers. That’s a better comparison for me, if only because the MLFs love Barton.