Dazzler

It takes some doing to outperform a Russian gangster in the dodgy bastard leagues, but to give credit where it's due Boehly has done a great job 👏

Enrique wasn't class. He just had Guti there to bail him out constantly. He'd confuse himself with the ball at his feet on our own 6 yard box and almost concede possession only for Spiderman to save the day. You're missing Stuart Pearce - he was excellent.... before he joined us.

We have the mad Danish bastard, but Howe would rather put Wilson up top despite him running like he has two brand new prosthetic legs and scabs on the stumps.

My top 6 came out the same as yours with the only change being Forest and Man City swapping places.

Cabaye was overrated. People forget how bang average he was until he was playing for a move to PSG.

Sent him on loan you mean.....

"Got your nose"

You won't get an invite to the RTG Easter Parade with libelous filth like that.

It's AI. If you look closely it's got Renton's fingerprints all over it.

£10m for Ian Harte's son in law (or something).

275k worth of people available to retrain in industries that suddenly need skilled workers domestically since their president priced out foreign markets. Win win.

Took the ball. Fair challenge.

Aye, if reality was going to do it's job it would have done it around the 2016 - 2020 mark. There was a 4 year gap between Trump leaving and them voting the cunt back in. That wall needs finishing but it should be around the entire US to protect the rest of us from their madness.

Last thing I saw him in was MacGruber and he was fucking mint in it as the villain. RIP BatNips

Must be in a deeper than usual ket hole. Hopefully, it's bottomless.

Presently sat (im)patiently waiting for Robocop rogue city to download. It’s one of the monthly games on PlayStation plus and I hear it’s absolutely mental in the best kind of way and actually true to the original film. The Texas Chainsaw massacre game is also on there but it looks fucking dreadful so can kiss the fattest part of my arse.

Licking Arab arse on chrimboah is jeyhad, marra

Needs more “I love my brick”. Certainly an improvement on the original though.

I hope we don’t sign him purely because of the pronunciation of his name and the inevitable “I thought you weren’t allowed to call them that anymore” jokes that everyone’s dad will claim they came up with.

I’ve effectively resigned myself to getting tickets through the ballot or not going at all. I can’t be arsed jumping in queues for hours on end to find out they only have singles when I take the bairn with me. I’m adding the younger of the two next year as well so will probably have less luck when trying to get my hands on three tickets

I got in through the palace ballot. I’ve been successful in 5 games so seemingly above average. I’ll likely not score for another ticket for a while though. Fulham was my last one, which was ages ago.

30,000 fans? Did I hear that right? Edit: he got clamped immediately after. I paused it straight away in outrage.

Just need to shoot Vance through the back of the head with a suitably high calibre round and Trump will bleed out from what remains of his wotsit.

It’s not like. No one has called the cunt a cunt yet.