Dazzler

Escapes me like. I thought it was just the place my sleep paralysis demon dwelled. I don’t think it’s an actual place. Sounds overrated.

She’s surely just a stretched out bit of canvas now like that wife on doctor who. “Don’t get the booster. It’ll give you cancer and it’ll burn my fingers when I’m jabbing your poo.”

It’s a dark place full of terrors, ghouls and things that go bump in the night. Thankfully, there is an abundance of bandages for any slips, trips or falls severe enough to break the skin.

Anyone who’d be answering that in that way has had their phone seized and in evidence while they cry in the cells so it’s not representative of the crowds of legitimately concerned.

As someone who went to uni in Sunderland and even lived there for a spell in my third year (just off Chester road beycause I was geyt posh, marra) can confirm there is zero reason anyone would go to Sunderland for a drink pre or post game. Also this “friendliest marras” thing is horseshit too. My mates brother was up from Leeds and we went out for a few drinks before a mackem game. No one had a footy top on or announced affiliations one way or another. My mates brother got a glass thrown at him because someone didn’t like his accent - as he literally ordered a pint at the bar, so doing nowt. Sunderland weren’t even playing a Yorkshire based team from memory.

And 33rd right winger.

Aye in the league cup which is why he was cup tied for the final. Probably watched it at home in his red devil jarmies.

Funnily enough I saw a little kid in the metro centre at the weekend in a Sunderland shirt and I screamed you came to wrong neighbourhood mother fucker and jumped off the balcony with a Randy savage elbow drop. He’s dead now, and I hockled in his mams face as she cried over what remains of her kid. In reality, I saw him - thought it’s not actually a poor quality shirt for a mackem kit and went and bought my son a toon top for him to wear at Dalton Park because nothing prepares you for life more than getting windmilled by a mental mackem.

He’ll spend most of his time in the U23s acting as mentor and helping them prepare for the profession is my guess. Man Utd and Liverpool have done it for years - I thought that would be Ritchie and Dummetts role until they left.

There will 100% be a divvies guide on how to measure things before you buy/install them so this doesn’t fly at all

Woke cuck fannypad tbh.

All those players and only two right backs. One of whom is eternally injured

I was there last night (back this afternoon too) and I was really impressed with the older Miley. Looks strong, quick and can pick a pass and presses all over the place. Sanusi looked great when he came on too.

I'd say unlikely tbh. I think older Miley takes up the young midfielder on the bench position until younger Miley recovers from injury.

How dare they not bend over backwards for us. Getting Ratcliffe vibes tbh.

I mean this thread is for transfers LAST season so anything posted here since May is a disgrace tbh.

"£60m wor kid or I'll do it cash in hand for £50m and the VAT man need never nah."

Targett was injured most of the run to the cup final and 4th spot and then injured again last year otherwise I don't think we'd have gotten nearly as much Burn at LB.

4pm is the start time. So we’ll know in 3 minutes. I went down shields road at dinner time and it looks like it’s already been hit by rioters. Thoughts and prayers.

Aye, it’s all the mams that share missing dogs from 1000s of miles away dying to offer thoughts and prayers and don’t give a shit of the consequences. It would have hit the news by now. I think anticipating it is one thing but posting it on socials is doing nowt but encouraging the radgies by making them think they are missing out on the action.

I’ve had people at work talking about riots already happening at royal quays but there’s absolutely nothing online about it other than fear monger mothers on Facebook.

I still hope Everton go radge about it and get another points deduction for opening their fat mouths.

Aye but it’s an alternative version of earth in a different universe. Like a version of earth where every human is a hitman and John Wick just happens to be the hardest one for some reason.

Well, except documentaries.