Dazzler

"Well yuh kno good sah It smells a likkle like ganja inna here isn't dat strange? mi looking fi a likkle cafe dat does a full fry up an a mix kebab wid chilli sauce All mi seen suh far is jerk restaurants an mi nuh inna any of dat foreign muck Ideally mi wa wah Cadburys chocolate finga sandwich pan Warburtons toastie wid lashings of lurpack an a side of roast beef monsta munch Any ideas pan weh mi cya find a scran van dat wud provide mi wid good haad working old fashioned English food?" Day one he walks into a restaurant, grey corn rows and comes out with this shit.

Can this be bullet pointed for the ADHD lot amongst us who don't have......ooh a penny.

I prefer milk steak

Are they still a thing? Who was at Dummett's? Imagine that lineup. A veritable who's who of for fuck's sake.

"Your club is worth 1 billion Great British pounds. You have the richest owners in world football who could sustainably invest to get you to the pinnacle of the sport. This window you may spend £3.50."

Must have a time share over there or something.

The fact the cunt lives in Tenerife and has an Irish passport is too much irony to take for me. How anyone takes the weird midget diddler serious is beyond me.

The brass neck on this cunt man. Spent an entire summer last year claiming we only had £50m to spend and we spent more than that on Tonali alone. I swear the club intentionally feed him shite just to embarrass him.

Isn't Graeme Bailey usually wrong / a lying bastard?

It doesn't really matter in reality. It backs Trump and the maga dribblers into a corner. They've been claiming Biden is a criminal, yet they effectively gave him immunity. He's proposing to remove it - giving them free reign to arrest and charge him for any alleged crimes they keep whining about. So if they back it (which based on their own words so far they should), then they open themselves and the head of the snake to scrutiny, or they don't which completely undermines them. It could be another masterstroke in winning back swing voters IMO - even if it's paying lip services in a practical sense.

I pronounce it like that noise Howard Dean screamed 20 years ago.

The thing is, she's right. Their failures in all those areas did cost them the election. However, in her mental mind the tory attitude wasn't extreme enough. The mental cunt needs sectioned.

We’re not wondering if we’ve seen a mackem, we’re asking the natives. They can’t even get outraged properly. Also, I just heard a mackem say New Orleans in my head and it’s haunting me.

Even anti-apartheid and civil rights. All whites. No other races contributed.

All by white people though so patriots. When there are brown people in attendance you’re woke, and want to bomb parliament.

Aye, I think the next fella allowed to climb a roof by the secret service might be a better shot. The problem with that shit is he becomes a martyr. It’s better to let him unravel fully, he’ll probably die of heart disease/old age before the election anyway

Na, it’s legit. He also said Harris doesn’t like Jews - her husband is Jewish. She hasn’t even debated him yet and she’s already broken him.

Unless the crowd was made up of terminally ill people and he means they’ll be dead on 4 years. In which case it’s no better

Is that why TAA comes across as a complete virgin, because he’s a shit RB?

Nothing reminds me I’m no Mensa member faster than trying to guess the flag before the name comes on or the commentators say it. By the time it got to ours I was hesitating to shout it out.

I don’t think Shrewsbury were ever French champions tbh

Someone else will need to take the throw ins on that side from August. He’ll be coming back with one hand after stealing someone’s concubine.

Flying out from washington airport, marra. Sey eyven Twitteh doesn't count the mags as having an airport.