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I don't suppose there were any quotes, or is this just more SSN shit-stirring?

He's going to Egypt and Saudi man, two safest places he could possibly go. And even talking about this subject is giving it undue credence - there's nowhere on earth that wouldn't be 'safe' for the US President.

Oh dear. Do I accuse every muslim on here of being you? There's not even a single similarity in how we post, and what the fuck would I be doing up at 4am? Idiot. There seems to be an obsession on here of me being other ID's I have this one, and BD which every cunt knows is me, and that's it. Ask fuckin admin. Get a grip Stevie, I was actually sticking up for you there though you evidently didn't know it. Remember that thread about Reina vs. Given where this clown piped up and everyone thought it was you?

Just started shooting his mouth off again today about how Wenger doesn't have the full backing of the Arsenal board. Someone wants to put a muzzle on the old tramp.

So, this guy definitely isn't Stevie. Discuss.

You're right, I did exaggerate due to my hatred for the little shit. I think you're a little harsh on Viana though (not to start another debate that's probably been done to death on these boards before I joined).

Possibly the worst signing in the history of the Premier League. Go to hell Mickey and thanks for the memories.

He's not even good. Get shot ASAP.

Possibly the worst commentating job ever was witnessed today by some daft fucking bint on ESPN doing a recap of last year's final. It was cringeworthy beyond belief, far worse than any other American commentary ever known. She said "Man U" about twenty times, pronounced Anelka's name wrong (Nicholas Aneelka) and was in general on a level with single-celled life forms.

A lot of names in that slideshow already mentioned by people on here. Might not be too wide of the mark, apart from the fact that we sold Emre last summer.

Another spineless invisible man. Where was he when we needed him most? At least we'll get some kind of money for him.

Take this shit and shove it back where it came from, fatarse. Time to talk with your chequebook for once.

What a load of shit. Lovenkrands wasn't on loan, there's no way we're paying Gonzalez's (who, as predicted, was a total invisible man all season) entire wages, that's not even really the right fee for Jonas (is it?), R. Taylor is certainly not worth keeping and let's not even mention Shola, laughable comment on Enrique, etc. I figure we can send Xisco back to Spain, Shearer will find a way to cut Barton's contract short (or, more likely, Fat Sam will come in for him) and most of this overpaid shite will get shifted. To keep: Harper S. Taylor Guthrie (Don't rate him in the least but he won't be on much and we will need squad players.) Beye Enrique Jonas Bassong (both he and Jonas are long gone but I still want to keep them) Everyone else should be rounded up and shipped off, plus banned from coming within a circular area of Newcastle whose radius extends roughly to Sheffield. Armed guards should be posted and offenders shot on sight.

I thought he was French but apparently he's eligible for both. Taking the easy way out I think. If he'd kept on the way he is and learned how to not give away stupid fouls, he could've made it to the French national team imo.

As I've said before, I don't want another one of those players who appeared yesterday (I'll qualify it to include keeping Harper who can only do so much, S. Taylor who cared and will be a top Championship player and Enrique who looked vaguely bothered when he came on) to play for NUFC again. So toss all of them. Beye and Bassong are the only two who didn't play (moot point anyway because they'll both be off) and maybe Carroll, that I'd want to keep. The rest can all get on their bikes because the gravy train has left SJP.

I'd like to have him and Chris Brunt.

I think Everton will sign him. EDIT: Sorry, I forgot to add that I don't care if he goes to Everton or Outer Mongolia, he barely broke a sweat in the last six months and I've always hated him, irrationally or not.

This is the part where you announce NUSC had a sniper stationed outside Villa Park and Mike Ashley has been eliminated, right Pease? Because that's the only way I can see that sack of flesh leaving.

Every one of them should be shot. A fucking draw would've done it and they couldn't rouse themselves for more than 5 minutes at the game's start. I don't ever want to see another one of those fuckers who played today in our shirt again.

Pull yourself together, we'll be back Don't count on it. Hasn't this season taught you not to count on anything yet?

I'm honestly tearing up here. Where has my fucking club gone?

School's out? Take off Edgar ffs, he's useless. Put Jonas on as a wing-back imo. I hope Shearer puts the fear of God into those spineless scum masquerading as NUFC.

This is the end of the line I fear.

Rather Millwall won but I don't care as long as it's over - didn't someone mention if there were extra time/pens it'd run into our game? Anyway, I've been truly panicking since last night. Could hardly sleep at all. This hour will be agony, I can tell already (only to be followed by 2 of even worse agony!) I fear it'll be 3-0 to them, but I'm holding out hope for a draw. Where's our David Kelly now?