Gemmill

Your accent's all over the place since you moved down there.

He didn't look well on the new Eddie Murphy film mind. Not a big shock.

Nice hoodie mate.

There was something on the BBC News the other day about how the delivery lads all get the limiter hacked on their escooters so they're doing 30 to 40 mph on pavements weaving around pedestrians. Which I assume is why you're getting pulled over, to check you haven't done the same?

WHAAAAT?!

Speaking of defenders who we were temporarily priced out of signing, did we all see Diego Carlos get WAMBOOZLED by a regulation stepover by Liam Delap yesterday?

Toby Keith. Vaguely heard of him.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0373458/fullcredits/cast?ref_=m_ttfc_2 Cant see anyone that fits the bill in the cast list.

That's mint, cheers for posting. I do want to know who the "star" was though.

Palace in the relegation zone BTW. Guehi's price is taking a fucking hammering. He might not end up here now, but I suspect this all ends with Parrish sitting down to a massive slice of humble pie.

Kris Kristoffyerpop.

This game has definitely got a couple more goals and a Casemiro red card in it.

Bastards, where's Roy Keane?!

4 minutes to boos.

CT man. You can't even enjoy Man United melting down without worrying it might ruin things for us. Chill out ffs.

Freddie Mercury has finally broken free. "It's an early bath for you, Mr Fernandes" to paraphrase what that Palace fan claims he said to Cantona to inspire the kung fu kick.

I think they've pushed all their chips in and they're stuck with him for a bit yet. Plus there's no replacements mid season, unless they really think they can poach someone like a Howe. They extended his contract in the summer immediately after scouring the planet for a replacement ffs.

Fuck a draw btw. I want Ten Hag to get embarrassed.

Man United. Neville sounds like someone's just wiped their arse on his microphone cover.

It's 3 game weeks for all the lads in Europe for the foreseeable now. Villa just came off a 3 game week with the League Cup and they've now got Bayern on Wednesday and Man United on Sunday. If we keep heading in the right direction, the fixture pileup for these teams should do us a load of favours.

Howe basically admitted in his press conference that he's had to have words with Gordon, and yesterday he got his response. If the manager is saying that, then fans are entitled to have had their say about him. He absolutely hasn't looked right this season until yesterday.

Fools.

Declaring yourself the king after one draw btw. Who do you think you are, me?!

Lineker repeated his patter that he's said on his podcast loads of times: if the keeper is running out to you, knock the ball past him and you're both travelling at such speed that you know he'll likely make contact. There's no requirement for the striker to jump over the challenge, and it's a penalty. Fuck you Alan and fuck you Shay.

I think we're only the 5th game on MOTD. They only get 8 minutes of highlights or something, and they've selected Tonali going down theatrically to Grealish's "elbow" as one of them.