Gemmill

Just fired MOTD up and it's school-playground-commentator-voice lass doing the Villa v Everton game. I've already had a "My WORD!" for McNeill's goal, so I'm looking forward to her ruining Duran's winner.

I get the feeling some people must have missed this.

Everton.

Here we go.

Good scoreline this cos Villa need to go daft so could keep conceding, but Everton are also more than capable of completely imploding.

I don't know how this can be possible given the man is a genius and we're in turmoil, but we could jump ahead of the great Arne Slot's great Liverpool tomorrow.

How will it affect my pension?

They're benefiting from residual fitness from the previous manager. They'll be blowing out their arses from the 20 minute mark before too long.

Don't talk yourself down, clippy.

Ex copper. Probably retired at 40 on a full pension too.

They're starting a scheme up at work for salary sacrifice on electric cars. I'll have a look when they publish the monthly costs, but Tesla can fuck right off.

The clipboard strikes again.

No bad results in this Villa v Everton game.

Fucking Leicester.

Ah well, fuck Southampton. And god bless Ten Hag's spawniness that keeps him in a job wasting this lot's money.

Bad to worse.

Saved. Useless cunt.

It was him teeing off on Navarro for seemingly no reason that ended the show.

Penalty Southampton.

Jane's Addiction reunion tour looks to he over anyway. Band had a fight onstage, bringing last night's show to an end.

One of the few days in the calendar that I'd be happy for Ben Brereton-Diaz to score a hat trick.

I had some, aye. I think they've long since been hoyed out though.

We'll go back to CT when I get my propers for fanny magnate, and not a moment before.

I'm gonna take that as a no.

Has anyone ever been clever/funny enough to refer to Hugh Hefner as a fanny magnate, or do I wear the crown here?