Gemmill

Yeah well I think YOU look like a meat creation.

When I was at that Lake Road Brunch place last week I had a hash brown looked like that. I think they make one massive hash brown and then cut it into slices like a cake. It was lush tbf. Heart healthy.

Hash brown, I reckon. The deep fried cube.

Honestly at this stage it's starting to look like user error to me. Do you have a younger person in your life who can sit with you throughout the process?

Nice, where are you. Lake Road Brunch do a great breakfast.

Hewliowuh.

That's the point, DOCTOR DICKHEAD. If I say "it would be nice if Spurs lost today", when Spurs win I get all you fucking helmets quoting my post going "OMG ANOTHER GREAT PREDICTION". That's why I said I would "claim it was a prediction".

That's mint news. If I was a complete and utter penis, I'd quote Toonpack's post saying we wouldn't see him til next season, and claim it was a prediction that he'd got wrong, but I'm QUITE A BIT better than that, so I won't.

Gary Bennett, the man who talks like he's deaf.

A regular bunch of Joey Bartons itt.

I think you're forgetting they got the downslide years of Niall Quinn's career, and who could forget his partner in crime Sewpakev.

First thing you log into after waking up then?

One of the absolewt classic moments from their history marra. A tackle in a match.

Thank you for your application.

The real question is why do I not have MORE cheerleaders.

That's the kind of FYP that me and Hot Mitch can work with.

Brighton's last 10 matches. They're 9 points off the top 7, and the soft motherfuckers have downed tools.

If we get CL, I don't think any of you appreciate enough just how HOT this summer is fixing to be. Mitch here captured turning up to work on the day the window opens: "Let's get to work"

Has that silly cunt replied to let them know that all known historical records and the view of the club itself are incorrect?

This fucking scruff.

Looks like the lass who was insisting she'd been to Ibiza with Tonali.

My selfish hope is that we're well clear of it come the final day and it's a straight shootout between Forest and Chelsea for the final CL place. Would be something to watch on the last day and a massive moneyspinner of a game. And obviously I'd want Forest to win and hopefully bankrupt Chelsea.

Like a support staff member's arm.

Why is breast feeding now chest feeding? There's no food coming out of chests unless we're talking about the prime fillet steak that is my pecs.

The Steve Bruce of popes.