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Take them all back to the scene the morning the schools go back, and chuck them off.

I think it's class. Same as Laz, got them all and find them all funny. I do agree that it's on too much mind.

You've blatantly signed up to Vodafones lady tips or something, like.

For most of the year..i.e. the football season, I'm pissed everytime theres a match, but not a lot apart from then. In the summer, most weekends, but I always try to lay off it during the week unless it's just a couple of pints.

Rang HSBC the other day because I had a feeling my account would be over it's limit. Instead of getting my automated balance, it shoved me straight to an Indian bloke, who gave me a lecture about my balance. Needless to say I wasn't very impressed. I doubt I'd have been impressed if he was English either mind, but I'd rather someone who knew basic english gave me a lecture instead of Mr. 'you must guard your monies sir' from Malaysia.

BiggMarkettastic!

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Only two of those present would be willing to pay for that.

Do you stand looking at it after you've forced it out like, and decide then? Right, that's fucking unacceptable. I'm going to get my notepad out and report you.

You've got his eyesight though, but.

The first time I ever got pissed to the point of spins and sickness was when I was 14, and I'd been drinking Snakebite all day. Never touch it now because I've got this complex about it getting me fucking shitfaced. I'll drink a pint of Lager then a pint of Cider though..

Crocodile Dundee.

It's a variation on Mary's Donkey.

171710[/snapback] When I was younger, I used to think it was 'Jesus Wrecked!' because of the way the bloke behind me at the match used to say it. It used to make me imagine Jesus swinging his cross around and twatting Romans over in a filthy mood.

..just popped through the letterbox. For some reason, they've stuck a big white card over the blurb on the back of the packet, just pealed some off, it's all in Spanish and Itallian! Anyway it looks canny sharp (pun actually intended)

Class description.

Weeeew! Think you better see a doctor about your nose like.

Reminds me of you when you were 7.

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That's mint just for the bit where it's in the background.

I've got a similar one. It's a wriggly shape, with two big circles at the top. You put the knives in the top of it. On the two circles it's got an egg timer and a cocktail stick jar. It looks a bit like a snake with tits actually..

Scum was on M & M last night like. They'd never get away with releasing a film like that now.

Correcticle.

Show off 169486[/snapback] Just found out Pop Robson also tried to pull me Mam! T-Keith..are you the lad they made to a stage dive so you could have his guitar? Or was that just a rumour?