TheMoog

It'll almost certainly happen by the end of a week.. Whether or not it's the end of this week... That sounds familiar... you're not on the NUFC payroll are you?

I don't get it, over a week ago we'd had at least two £100m bids confirmed, meeting the asking price put in place by Ashley - surely from that point it should just have been a case of picking one of those and agreeing the sale? What's the fucking hold up? Either Llambias was lying or Ashley's deliberately taking his time to screw things over. Could they be a bigger bunch of cunts? And now we're hearing about all these little consortiums that are trying to scrape money together to put bids in, why? It should be done and dusted by now, there's no good reason for this dragging out. Fucking, cunting, bastard mother fuckers!!!

I don't see how it'd harm him though, typical slimebag politician I guess.

I don't know why they bother playing players that can't be arsed to keep fit, should have just brought youth players on instead. ... we're doomed.

As much of a cunt as Ashley... well, nearly.

Big wows, we knew their contracts ran out at the end of the month, where's news in this?

That lot on the Pitcairn islands have been telling their kids the same for years!

Dirty bastards should have bagged it, if they go round shagging random women without protection they deserve everything they get.

SOunds about right, yet another week to drag through...

To be fair he'd probably be alright in the Championship, though if it's a means to an ends on cutting silly wages then he can't justify paying much out.

....with the Southampton position and bags of money now available. It's probably what Ashley's waiting for so that he can declare that there wasn't 'the right offer' on the table and he can re-install Kinnear without having to worry about people moaning that Shearer didn't get the job. ... c*nt. I'd put a tidy sum on Shearer speaking to Southampton if only to call the various parties' involved at SJP collective bluff. Wouldn't blame him tbh

....with the Southampton position and bags of money now available. It's probably what Ashley's waiting for so that he can declare that there wasn't 'the right offer' on the table and he can re-install Kinnear without having to worry about people moaning that Shearer didn't get the job. ... c*nt.

Running with the devil - Van Halen

Make that 2 salmon. Monkeys Fish? Coat is on Amen to that

Wouldn't it just, fuck me it's happy days these days isn't it

You sound like you expected more from a boyhood Everton fan

I tell you what, I've got an exclusive - it's all getting closer, the club will be sold over the next few weeks, we'll have a new manager by the start of next season and we'll have moved some players on. ... wow, I could be a top journo me

To be fair we've probably got youth players with more hunger and ability. ... that said I'd still like to see us bring some new faces in of course.

I was toying with the idea but some chump had done it already!

That's right bud, it's just taking the piss now. The longer it's left the worse we'll be as far as prep goes, plus with every day that passes we're losing out on getting new players in and settled. Surely any potential buyers must see this as well?? Just get the fuck on with it

Quality

Ooh, your anger's really escalated with this new persona of yours. Hehe, yeah I'm one angry penis... sounds like a complaint better suited to a trip to the doctor.

... and so it's almost time for another week to go by. Words cannot begin to describe how much hatred I feel towards Mike Ashley and his cronies, he's gone a long way to destroying our club and yet he still holds out. Why can't he just push the deal through, get his money for the club and fuck right off? There's just no reason for him to hang around other than he wants to ruin things as much as possible before he goes, fat, useless, money-grabbing pile of shit.

yes, yes the do. http://www.football-league.co.uk/page/FantasyFootball/ Hurrah!