Craig

Footy Headlines tend to source decent intel on our kits - certainly have in the past. If this is to be believed there's going to be more blue on the home kit, the away is going to be navy and white and the third one, purple. Newcastle United - Footy Headlines

That isn't even a decent MS Paint job, never mind Photoshop. And what about the new crest, or is that not happening any more?

13 years behind the times

That's fucking awful. RIP

So Excel isn't responsible for 'doing away with bookkeepers then?

Careful. He'll accuse you of using Microsoft Word to draw that conclusion.

Yeah, spot on. Over simplifying the industry by quite some margin. I've a couple of mates who are bookkeepers and they're making an absolute mint.

Bookkeeping ... a dying industry

Fixture changes: Wolves v Newcastle - 14:00 Sunday 18th January Newcastle v Aston Villa - 14:00 Sunday 25th January Liverpool v Newcastle - 20:00 Saturday 31st January

Agreed he's a very good CB and adds some exceptional depth to our squad. I'm not of the opinion that if everyone is fit and available he'll be in the starting XI. Thiaw & Botman hold those positions for me. Burn & Schar are excellent cover for them.

It's not difficult where you're concerned.

Seriously, anyone else and I'd say the ignorance was an attempt at ironic humour.

They qualify and Infantino's vanity project will get ripped further apart on an unprecedented scale. It's fucking crackers - they've had their opportunity and fucked it up.

This is it for me, like. They're banging on like it would have made a difference and/or changed the outcome of the match. You got battered, man. Fuck off!

Someone move wykiki away from the mirror again please.

Did it mention xG?

A bit more than that, surely?

Maybe RFK Jr himself is the cause of autism....

Danish fan at the bar? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRRcPl8jDPy/?igsh=MXc0eWlqZ3hoZHZ4NA==

So he's signed it. What a difference since January, eh? 10 months ago, he sat there behind a desk on a stage signing executive order after executive order with his big fat sharpie and holding it up to the camera like a kid showing off his shit artwork. Yesterday he signed arguably the most important order he ever will and it's nothing more than a "yeah, I've signed that".

This entirely. It also needs to ensure its application is creating genuine efficiencies. My degree was in manufacturing and robotics formed a decent part of it. One case study was on Austin cars who invested heavily in robotics. They had the things screwing bulbs into headlight assemblies .... badly! So were having to employ someone in addition to that to pick them up and screw them in properly. Also this bullshit narrative that corporations put out that their heavy investment in this is in no means aimed at headcount reduction is entirely that ... bullshit. They'd be better off just being honest about it.

Iran in pot 2 Not so long ago they were considered amongst the minnows of minnows.

It's a powerful tool, but when you're yet to work out what need you have for it, it's also a dangerous one. Doesn't need killing with fire, but people do need to stop treating it like the Emperor's new clothes.