Ted Maul

I have to admit this is a thoroughly rare case of the Germans getting it right. Hell, when I visited my company's office in Offenbach the other week they were busy testing out their third coffee machine in as many weeks to see which one was best. Proper café-style bean-cruncher and all. Mine's a gnarly little Bosch number. Dude! Way! Bodacious!

I have to admit this is a thoroughly rare case of the Germans getting it right. Hell, when I visited my company's office in Offenbach the other week they were busy testing out their third coffee machine in as many weeks to see which one was best. Proper café-style bean-cruncher and all. Mine's a gnarly little Bosch number. Dude!

I hate Coffee snobs. You're all tits

Prefered Has A Good Home. TV On The Radio - Return To Cookie Mountain That's one of his earlier EPs, aye? I'm just listening to him on the recommendation of a lad from Uni but I like what i'm hearing so far so i'll have a look for that.

Boumsong + £8million = Bung

Final Fantasy - He Poos Clouds

Never been so bloody fuming after a match. I really hope ManUre go on and win the title because I detest those cheating gits. If I ever met Robben i'd give him a well deserved slap. Cunts.

Gerld

21 at the moment. Loads I recognise but I can't put my finger on.

It's called off http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/l...cup/6195047.stm

A low must've been getting grounded after your parents got the phone bill. Hour long calls to Germany every night can't be that cheap.

Lock and load, Wacky.

Aye, fuck off to you too.

Well done, Poirot.

A non-speaking part? Lazy gits.

"*Stereotypical Geordie accent* After 'the lads' not so disgraceful defeat at Chelsea, things are looking up. Next up for 'the lads' is the visit of Watford. Get you ticket to see 'the lads' now by calling the box office or going on to www.nufc.co.uk....." Fucking appaling

With the kids singing. Are the possibly the most unnerving and irritating adverts ever made? I bet some twat in advertising thinks he's a genius for coming up with those bastard things.

Hom!?

Nice to see you had a good'un mate. I love your blind optimism I wish I could say I thought we'd get into Europe.

Arcade Fire - Intervention A song of their forthcoming album, Neon Bible. Great tune.

Aye, that's shit that is.

Only poofs like Cricket. The in thing now is Boules.

A few weeks ago they published a story about how MySpace was to blame for some daft student drinking himself to death. It would've been funny if it wasn't so un-fucking-believable.

Lager (Carling or Fosters) until I start to get sick of the taste then I hit the Cider (Sirrus or Magners) and then go back to the lager.

Aye, and....?