Kid Dynamite

ASM won't be in the starting XI next season. For all he's good at dribbling, his end product is not worth the number of turnovers he gives away

Fuck off with the trips to Dubai. They need to be doing shuttle runs on Tynemouth longsands tomorrow

Sean Casey is NUFCs Indykalia. Literally nothing he predicted in the Summer transfer window happened

Beautiful...

Fancying someone of the same sex = ✔️ Feeling like you've been born the wrong gender = ✖️ Is this the DUP's doing ?

Out policing the police

Studio 666. Reasonable

Loving how this has totally split opinion btw I still stand by my original reaction that at 50 you should be capable of managing a comedian cracking a joke at your wife's expense without having to assault him. There are things that warrant getting a slap. Not sure that was one of them

https://twitter.com/Jomboy_/status/1508288763201572866?s=20&t=QyyrL9A24iEkLF7S-LDElg

I mean Chris Rock missed the obvious follow up line of... "I'll keep your wife's name out of my mouth when you can keep other men's cocks out of hers"

The reaction of a 15 year old defending his girlfriend to what was an admittedly tasteless joke. The whole thing made worse by the fact the night was supposed to be dedicated to the people of Ukraine

In a statement following an initial autopsy, the country’s Attorney General’s Office said on the Foo Fighters drummer’s shock death: 'Colombia’s Attorney General’s Office can confirm the following after the initial autopsy on the body of Taylor Hawkins. 'That in the toxicology test on Taylor Hawkins’ urine 10 types of substances were preliminarily found, including marihuana, tricyclic antidepressants, benzodiazepines, and opioids.

Wow, that's awful. I've just read Dave Grohl's autobiography and they were really close. Accidental OD?

Definitely no link to the severity of the acute covid infection. Some of the worst long covid cases we've seen in clinic had fairly mild initial infections. Likewise, some of the people who were in intensive care with it have fully recovered

10-15% of covid patients having long-COVID is the main difference. If this was a self limiting virus for 5 days then we could just start treating it like the common cold. But some people are genuinely still fucked 2 years after catching it

Lots of people now catching it twice in 3 months. Quarterly vaccinations for whole populations aren't feasible so the future is probably going to be masks in crowded places, regular testing and mandatory isolation when COVID positive. In everywhere but the UK that is...

I mean every Sunderland season, pre- relegation from the premier league, was about beating us first and foremost

Awful goal to give away. We weren't at the races today. I'm starting to lose patience with Wood. He's incapable of attacking a header

Is this Quiff?

Citalopram isn't an anti-psychotic buddy. It's an SSRI/anti-depressant. Sometimes they can have adverse effects unfortunately

Crooked cunts

So why lie about them being Ill?

I reckon COVID is in the squad again. Willock and Shelvey missing, ASM still not fit to start. All because of "illness" apparently

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-60722057