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FTAO howmaheyman....was you at this Davey?...Leicester away 92.....

I would like to disassociate myself completely from any comments on this board eminating from the South Tyneside waterfowl/Italian cuisine expert. However, I do like the way Ant chomps every single fuckin time so keep it up CT

That is the point when Cisse came into Ashleys valuation zone, see also Debuchy. That's how we do it, its not "get the players in we need" its "whose price is low enough/contract is up/mercenary enough at a French club?"

just been watching Ronnie's goals compilation on sky,looks like hes stopped scoring with his feet, apparently its too easy

Am I right in saying that West Ham is one of a number of clubs pretty much run by agents now, and Sullivans son is basically one of them?....bit like Shep, Kenny Shep & Paul Stretford here a decade ago?..

does Parky know??

Why do that when the agents are more than willing to put a players name out there? The "buzz" is just agents bullshit iyam. Who at the club is feeding journos stories this month? they've fuckin banned most of them Heitinga to us is logical and feasible for the player, his agent and Everton, all it needs is running up a flagpole on the first day of the transfer window to see if Newcastle (or any other club) will come marching in to save his season so he could possibly kick the shit out some other players at another world cup, jobs a good un, trebles all round. Don't think we'll sign him tbh, think we'll probably have another go at badboy Tomkins, someone here likes that lad very much...

Bingo Thing is Mourinho has Oscar and Schrulle.

Is Oscar playing more because his stats are better as an individual?...or are his WS.com marks better because hes playing more?...and why is he playing more?.. Also some on here often quote Mourinho comments when someone throws doubt on Santon's ability. Mourinho is letting Mata go this month, quite plainly doesn't fancy him one little bit as a player. After his performances last season that's strange to me.

HBA http://www.whoscored.com/Players/10194/ Mata http://www.whoscored.com/Players/25363 Oscar http://www.whoscored.com/Players/41065 Now which ones are only starting from the bench again?.... #awaits annihilation from the forum "trendies" with almost certain use of "not the same sort of players"#

Because theyre available This stuff is almost certainly being pumped out by the players' agents....we don't realy talk about specific players, some even arrive out of the blue..

Ben Arfa is 26, theres a world cup this year he's not going to and he's playing for a side who might just possibly sneak into a Europa League place. Pardew clearly doesn't trust him as far as he can throw him after seemingly/allegedly getting him to play the way he wants about 18 months ago? The only way we'll find out if he's a genius or a waster is if a better manager buys him and gets more out of him than Pardew apparently can or wants to. Having said all that yesterday shouldn't be brought into the argument when he was blatantly played out of position and was easily marked out of the game when we went down to ten men, none of which was his fault. He certainly stayed in position for the whole time he was on the pitch, which suggests several things, to me anyway. He could have played more off the cuff, come inside and tried to influence the game more but didn't, so he's either doing exactly as he's told regardless of how he sees the game to get back in favour with Pardew and in doing so hoisting the manager by his own "tactically inept" pertard, or he just doesn't give enough ot a fuck to try and change it off his own bat, which iyam he is capable of v opposition such as WBA yesterday who hadn't won in two months.

We're allegedly speaking to Montpellier about this chap, he's French apparently, "mon dieu et zut alors"... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%A9my_Cabella

Insert your own "full of shit" gag here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1fjQL0SoE8

Couldve gone in today but been up most of the night with toothache, the only sober days I've had since the Monday before Christmas have been when I drove to and from my folks place, so chances of sleep last night were nil last night anyway due to a sever case of the heebeegeebees. Need root canal work on my tooth (£400) and got to see the accountant later as shes fucked up and HMRC want another £400 off me. Also Newcastle United have lost their last two games. Happy fuckin new year!!

No Debuchy for Cardiff, Colo looks doubtful too...think our much hoped for cup run is looking dodgy as fuck now...

aye, If Cabaye or Remy had nicked a goal or two we'd be saying its a good performance so far. Paticence is a virtue, but that's hard when Shola cant trap a bag of cement let alone a football....

Happy new year you bunch of complete bastards.

Yep, both sides strangely toothless up front, their final balls into the box very slightly better than ours possibly but both pretty much shite really. Surprised we didn't start 442 with Shola. Not too disappointed to get nowt from the game,but that attitude may change without 3 points at WBA. We can and should beat them tbh.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/nicolas-anelka-quenelle-dieudonnes-la-2970567 Anelka's comic mate who he was merely "showing support for" has apparently been done for incitement to racial hatred more than once.....

1. Don't wank with sandpaper in your hand 2. Don't plant your spring onions too early

What Hughes doesn't want to admit is that Cabaye did Whelan up like a kipper, wound him up enough at the first booking to make sure another was just round the corner. Agree with Andrew, Shawcross on Haidara was the worst challenge of the day. As many have said, Atkinson made them pay for being their usual dirty selves for a change.

What happened to the Macallan son?? :/ Cockspur rum and ginger beer here a ma folks, merry Christmas ya bunch of pissheeds

He comes across as a good lad, but this just smacks of "when the going gets tough, some just fuck off" If Peitersen had pulled this shit hge'd be getting annihilated. He's still there though. They hate each others guts mind, which probably tells you quite a lot. Both twats.