Monkeys Fist

" Stand next to it for perspective " Aye, righto.

Since most WUMS have used the fact we'll be playing them in a derogatory way, ask them if they're aware of it, and how they feel about it, and if are they looking forward to playing sunderland next season?

It's half term this week. " Dad, can we go out and do something." " No- wraiths to despatch!"

Bumpitty bump. Anyone got either of the two expansion packs? I finally got round to playing this , I'm about "no fucking idea" hours in, loving it. The reviews for the expansions seem universally excellent , wondered if any of you lot had them?

Ho Wei!

Pele is selling his entire memorabilia collection. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/31/pele-auctions-off-his-entire-football-history?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-2

Ayatollah, doing a better job in 30 odd lines than Michael Owen has or will ever do.

I'm the fucking cockney??? I'll meet you in that Mackem pub, 50p on the bar.

" Just lie under this glass coffee table for a second, mate"......

The hazards of polydactyly.

Perfect.

">Multi millionaire, could go anywhere on the planet for a holiday. Goes to Marbella He's perfect for them.

It's a classic.

What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? Ba-na-na-na.

Shin pads?

Welcome back mate. Hope your peepers are on the mend soon.

Ka-chomp!

Whilst I applaud your decision to go public about your sexuality, Phtevie, I wonder if the SoS is the right place to do it?

I can't wait to hear the outcome of the Scottish independence referendum. Ffs.

I blame it on the Cake.

Subtle

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