Monkeys Fist

It'd be time better spent searching YouTube for " How to Slice Food Thinner Than Your Big Toe" videos.

If it wasn't for the biased Magedia, more people would be aware that Eric Gates was miles better than Pele. ( Speaking of the Orc faced tit, 10 points to anyone who can guess what Gates does now? Guess means "don't google it" ).

"but Pardew more so as I think he is making us far too over cautious and almost sending us out scared. I feel a braver manager, not gung ho, would have tweaked the team better and leant more towards our skilful attacking strengths." Weren't you blaming the players just last week, CT?

Puts Fifa's efforts at fining racist clubs to shame.

Decent article Fish, but he can fuck off with "Pardew deserves sympathy". He's deserves fuck all- he knew what he was getting into when he ousted Hughton.

Littlefinger is definitely fucking about with his accent.

Who was that then,CT?

You asked

If our fans fuck off now they might catch the last Tube.

Shite. S.H.I.T.E. No y. Stop it.

I like my head attached. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

Even if they announced that the half time show was to be Salma Hayek taking it in the stinker on the centre spot, I wouldn't go back until Fat Bastard is gone. Shame really.

Complete mystery that like. Anyway, here's some nice pictures to look at, totally unrelated in any way to said 40%.

Just remind me what the "deficit" figure was that Gideon originally said that they used to justify their slash and burn policies?

Not him- spelt correctly.

Schooled

Garden Centre salesman- doesn't sell greenhouses or poly tunnels. You got a part-time job by any chance?

Can you grow kebabs?

Has CT got an Instagram account. I reckon he'd have a cult following. Yes, Cult.

" Thinking about trying some quaaludes, anyone ever tried the......zzzzzzzzzz"