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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Cardiff have lodged a complaint against Palace, alleging their sporting director obtained Cardiff's team sheet days before their match. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27062091
  2. See all these windows..... I'm in the middle of sanding, filling and painting them.
  3. Work 1 rub, 2 rubs, 3 rubs. Stop. Read wax instructions again 1 rub, 2 rubs, 3 rubs. Stop. Set Roomba away 1 rub, 2 rubs, 3 rubs. Stop. Cuppa Etc etc
  4. Curry People Wok People ...... Over to you chaps.
  5. Locked in his shed with a ton of Kleenex and a pic of Thatcher. He'll be down to 17 stone in a week
  6. PaddockLad's DIY results in a mangled finger from drilling through it. Gemmill has sore wrists from rubbing his table
  7. CT's looking at that and thinking " Needs a cherry tomato and a buttered slice..... Nom nom"
  8. I could actually see them doing that.
  9. Pardew-" We tried, we really tried, but we just couldn't get the Jonas signing over the line" PR bloke -*whispers* " Shut your noise Shagger, he's already ours."
  10. Surprised you didn't snap your spine
  11. Superb. That's what you get from fans instead of customers.
  12. I honestly couldn't give a fuck anymore. Mission accomplished Ashley, you cunt.
  13. Had some tit posting the spoiler on FB. Unfriended. (Spoiler follows, as indicated by the SPOILER tags, fair warning )
  14. "Cletus Mick" is also @yourservice's handiwork, btw.
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