Monkeys Fist

"Views set in stone" You've just called your charity case a cunt there Stevie.

Are you serious CT? You've never had Brown Ale in a schooner?

Here's a recipe for you to make your own CT. http://fxcuisine.com/default.asp?Display=26 piece of piss

Orgeat is an almond syrup.

But yes, there be bitchez …

Do both!!

Sorry. No-one in my family likes Christmas Pud

Don't bother CT. It's well beyond your capabilities

Did Ewan McGregor turn up on his fucking motorbike?

Took this with the phone. Is it worth me mucking around with it, try to reduce the glare?

He was an Asda Elf last year.

You need cheering up you miserable fecker. Here .... Edit; oops

Here you go CT. Poor Yogi.

I can enjoy Christmas now.

Do you want to borrow my van, it's got a 800kg payload. Christmas Eve - visit pals, drinks and nibbles, kids bathed and bed, Santa duties then drinks and nipples. Christmas Day - Morning Mayhem, dinner with family and Grandma Fist, followed by general descent into slobbery. Boxing Day - Mother in law's for lunch, Grandma Fist's for tea, evening chill with wife , wine and movies. Finished graft at lunchtime, not back until 3rd Jan!

Cannot be unseen

Dare you! .... http://bigdickshalfwayinn.com/

Why pillows exist.

( yet to try the website listed)