Monkeys Fist

Go on… scare the kiddies.

His skills as a footballer, qualities as a person , and general likeability can be summarised in the image below…

As a confirmed member of the "Pardew is a Cunt" camp ( current membership- 1), I have to say he's done a great , no, superb job with the team. If we finish in a European spot, I'd agree with Stevie that he deserves the MOTS award. Still don't believe a fucking word he says when it comes to off field matters mind ( i.e. when he's being used as Ashley's mouthpiece. ) When he was winding O'Neill up on Sunday though, I could've kisses him.

Aye, cos there's a massive prick in them.

Attagirl!

I thought you meant OFSTED at first and was going to say that they probably wouldn't appreciate it Nah, one of his mates has offered to step in for him instead on Thurs night but he still has a meeting that'll keep him there til gone half 5 and I leave for work at 6.15pm. Think we'll leave the party til the weekend and I'll just wrack myself with Mothers Guilt instead You mean Gin, don't you

Sorry to hear that Cath. Assuming telling work to fuck off is not an option for him.

Nice chebs!

Thank 2J mate, he posted the original link ( God bless his soul )

Fan vid.

So either they are her chebs , or she has pics of another lass's chebs on her phone… Win/win

Btw, 15 guests Hiya bamps!

Ah, they certainly weren't best pals in the dugouts like Maybe he came in with a late tackle from behind down the tunnel then.

Did they shake hands on the whistle? Honestly can't remember, but it wouldn't surprise me if the tramp refused.

Was chatting about the game with the building manager at one of my contracts earlier. Turns out she's friends with Craig Russell ( now Physio at Bamp FC) and he told her there was afters in the tunnel between Pardew and O'Tramp. She said he described it as " the most disgraceful thing I've seen in football", she then said " He would say that though, Mackem tramp!" Top lass! Anyone else heard about this, might explain O'Tramp's sharp exit post interviews.

They're hanging off her front. (Pics are from her hacked phone. )

Unfortunate choice of words there mate

Behold their magnificence , and quake , ye mere mortals! The Chebs of Hendricks

May your family be millionaires for 10 generations 2J. Nice chebs!

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