Monkeys Fist

Giddup!

"Where ees the pain?" " It's me groin doc…"

Pics or GTF

You've said that before tbf He's playing hard to get All enquiries to go through his agent.

Tough game tbh. We need to make the most of the midweek results in our favour, I've got this as a sneaky 2-1 to us. (to science)

1. Patrice Muamba's recovery- meh, he's alreet man! 2. God vs Science- Atheists should thank God for the science which disproves him. 3. Gays are gay because their brains are broken.

YAY! All the best mate, good to hear

Like a dyke in a fanny shop.

Fanni , Fucks. Quim. Pardew wouldn't know where to start.

Unspecified deity wept.

Maybe with the combined power of science and god we can cure these defective bummers ,eh?

For some unknown reason, I have an urge to watch this tonight

MancMag and Gemmill, but only one allowed so Manc. Feel like we've all had a pint with CT, given his summertime "garden" posts.

You should give it a go

Poor whores.

Are you allowed butt lube breaks? Good luck btw

Just seen this, very good Halibut.

Get them to say , In Hertford, Hereford, and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly ever happen. Dead giveaway

Stress fractures I'd say

The slightest hint of a y in there, CONDEMNED!!

Sunderland and Easington