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Monkeys Fist

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  1. There’s definitely footage of Jones, wiping tears away as he’s approaching a player. Might be Botman, might not be.
  2. Well… if he just put “George Foreman” as the kids name, he could get at least 5 in, and maybe Georgette. Also, who the fuck would stop him?
  3. Is this Big George or one of his five sons that he also named George Foreman? Sad news tbh, he seemed such a nice bloke outside of pummelling the buggery out of lads.
  4. This sounds like conjugating whotsits at school. I fromed you fromed we fromed he /she/it fromed they fromulated
  5. You know the clip you posted has sound, though aye… … you deaf owld cunt
  6. I’ve been “reading” lips since I was about 14 Looks to me like “ That’s the first… … it’s not gonna be the last!” Up your game Sir! ( or turn the sound on, like what I did )
  7. Doesn’t that block your chakra’s and give you an infection up the yinyang? Also, please say your disabled chauffeur was called Michael, then I make a shite joke about CarMick redemption.
  8. Her sister is even bagger tidierer
  9. Aye, some “event”. Rumours that Fender will be playing. Load of bullshit tbh- I want the city full of people and an open topped bus parade, like every cunt else that wins. Start at SJP, down Gallowgate, down to Bigg Mkt, back up Pilgrim st, past the Monument, finish at SJP or The Civic Centre? This fucking shite on the Moor is some daft cunt in an office thinking “ how can I earn my wages today?”
  10. “Knock Knock!” ”Whos there?” ”Hike” ” Hike Who” “ Unsuspecting son. Dad waiting with bated breath, Sets the perfect trap”
  11. This bit isn’t actually true. He was a mackem. ( Even if your mind was so messed up you like cranking one out over fledglings, you still wouldn’t move to sunderland, would you?)
  12. “ I’ll never forget that day, walking out on to the pitch, the sun reflecting off the pink and white seats,the wind blowing rubbish about, the silence, the tangy smell of cheese and shite.”
  13. I always mouthed the likeable wee cunt.
  14. You could save yourself a lot of time and just say ” Show me a small white question mark on a blue square”
  15. Have Dazzlers pics already been parsnipped a la RTG? Cant see a feckin’ scooby
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