Monkeys Fist

Looks like her head has been stuck on a random body here I thought she was a pig beforehand, and still do.

Scottish whale stranded on beach. Tragic.

Oz beetles shagging themselves to death… On beer bottles. WTF?

Let's say she'll make $10-20 million from all the above mentioned. Would anyone here do 4 years inside if you knew you were going to get £ 5-10 million at the end?

"Leave it Steve, they're not worth it, you can play a song of your own to get back at them when we beat them!" Wynner

Yay! Bunga bunga party!

Might have a trip on the stinking thing just to see if I can meet this guy, sounds top notch.

So he's retired then.

You must do all right for yourself then, right? I knew this slur on the honour of Blyth's cliterati wouldn't go unpunished. Brave Sir Fish rides to the rescue, cravat flapping in the wind and a trail of Asda vouchers marking his path. Beware ye scoundrels!

The murderess or the Blyth slappers?

Too easy! :lol:

Aye.... black lass is wearing a wig

These things are feckin ridiculous Munchkin Cats When they're dead they make excellent draught excluders mind.

Speaking of Lakes… Clicky Fucking quackers!

Everything you ever wanted to know about farts. *poot*

cheers one and all. Ironically I just picked up a hire car today from Europa and their big thing was that their petrol was cheaper than getting from a petrol station! I guess you're buying a whole tank though, so make sure you're going to use at least that much. Should do, driving from London to Newcastle. Got a stack of Xmas presents to take up and a load of awkward sized crap to bring back down (Signed Newcastle shirt in frame etc.) Doubt I'll need a car to bring down ASDA vouchers mind Use them to fill up… … and get a diesel man.

Fist is still at it as I recall. I've bred two who are immune as well.

Been rumours in the Barney household of putting the 2girls into the same bedroom thus giving me back my box room/nerd chamber. Seems to good to be true...must be a trap. It is. She's after a third and is making room!

I hear C. Ronaldildo isn't happy. Loan move in January?

Was it sunny?

Bloke: What's the weather forecast Ken? Ken: *grnnngh* Shitty.

Dude. They're fucked up, they're a bloke who dress up as lady! Doesn't mean you've got to let your standards slip. Unless there's an unwritten rule you've got to dress like the lass from Aqua. If that's the case, I reckon the lass behind he/she is sporting 'meat & two' as well.