Monkeys Fist

Pardew is pregnant? Fuck me, does he know the mother??

Who dat?

Fucking great result that like.

No nails left here

Tampon is on.

Danger Danger.. …ish

There's only one Utd........ can I have some money?

Nowt like a bit of back pedalling. Aye, and that's nowt like backpeddling man- it's alex ,remember?

Lost the blob when his "what would you say?" thread wasn't treated with the positivity it deserved.

Can but only try. Thought it would be interesting. But instead of just going with it most just take the piss. Getting a bit tired of the same boring facetious cunts on here now like. Name and shame or gtf!

wiki

So do I, but Alex doesn't know i do

tempered by the fact I never believe a word that falls out of the Triumvirate's mouths

I'm nothing if not predictable......... Stevie knew I'd post that

Mrs. Alex has finally agreed then?

I once saw a man having a shit in the street in wallsend. At about 10am at the bus stop. I can only assume the bus was late. Aye, the next one didn't turn up either.

A blur- I was 18 man, my head was vibrating.

Same applies to Wallsend High St. Pastiefest

I'd heard that rumour

I was at Steve Watson's wedding, Rob Lee was mortal ( he'd either just had his England debut, or 1st England goal, can't remember which), got a pic of Grandma Fist with most of the 96 squad at the wedding. My brother was an extra on Stormy Monday- confirmed Sying is a cernt, as was Sean Bean surprisingly. Mrs Fist knows Sean Bean's ex wife , played Aveline in Bread. I almost tripped over Carol Decker out of T'Pau coming out of Killington Lake service station on the M6. My personal best though is when I was 18 I worked at an outdoor centre for spazzers. Debbie Greenwood turned up to film a piece for BBC , I was interviewed then had to take her out kayaking. Me and a pal gave her a wetsuit to change into, then scuttled up into the sail loft and watched her getting into it. Saw tops but no bottoms, she kept her knickers on the mucky cow! Pervtastic!

He'd been seen publicly nibbling Milka bars. "Something" had to be done, it was an embarrassment.

Fucking Hell, beaten in the first post

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