Monkeys Fist

"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife." "Yonda lies da cas'l of my fadda da caliph" Legend. R.I.P.

Darwinism in action.

Then why don't you? Remind me what the fuck do we have a Christmas thread at this time of year for again anyway? I suppose you'll be knocking out another stained glass creation. Still need a pic don't we?

Aye, footballers need to go forward and backwards* *©The Book of Wisdom by Kevin Gallagher

A swift visit to mother in laws after a late breakfast. Then Ma Fist is coming for lunch- I usually stick with turkey and trimmings, but I'm considering Beef Wellington as there's only 3 adults and 1 chimplet. Any suggestions dinner-wise are welcome.

Aww shucks! My mates on the Register will be so proud.

Elmo Enema… …Banzaiiiiii

and yet strangely alluring Horror porn. Horror porn come seseme st porn If I was Japanese I'd be wiping up right about now.

and yet strangely alluring Horror porn.

I'm so glad the pope is finally gone- he was scaring all the sexiest kids away!

Bit disturbing that like

Women- can't live with em, tie em up and throw them in the van.

Think I'd rather do maths

WWII untold on more4?

Bit fucking unnecessary that like Leazes.

My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists. They performed unspeakable acts on her. ------------------------------------------------- Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies? ------------------------------------------------- I had sex with a really hot bird a few months ago. Completely ruined christmas dinner.

He's from Teeside- just send him outside for a walk and some "fresh" air. A lightweight when compared to the star of my favourite Teesside headcase story: http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=20529 One legged addict=winner

He's from Teeside- just send him outside for a walk and some "fresh" air.

Baby? There's a baby in the picture?

Running out of wisecracks, Fuck-knuckle? Btw, Q;what's a peado? A;waits for the pod to go pop

Aye it's a harmless joke, but Leazes thinks it's making a legitmate politcal statement. you presume a lot Isn't the building of a mosque next to Ground Zero also a joke It certainly is, since they're not building one. Not a mosque , not next to GZ.

Once again - your avatar is tremendous. Credit must go to Wubble UC and the milf's parents. All I've done is drool over it. *drool in the biblical sense*

You,sir, are a gent of the highest order.

Wikipedia & .COM suggest the same. That'll explain the police activity- part of a sheep-bothering ring Allegedly One for the Belta Minge thread, shirley. Nee tits on it man. Better? Tits tho, not twats