Monkeys Fist

Home-grown obviously? Can't be doing with any foreign muck

Rule#3a;this sweepstake is only open to residents of participating nations. FoK

Pinkeys Special please Not sure about the goose quill like Each to their own my man, each to their own

Pinkeys Special please

Took my little 'un for a walk from Tynemouth Priory to the Fish Quay and back. There was a steel band at the Fish Quay playing Santana, salsa stuff, and (brilliantly) In the Mood by Glenn Miller. She freaked out, dancing like a maniac and pulling shapes all over. Haven't laughed so much in ages. ( sorry to hear about the County Show, these farmer types are easily pleased tho. )

Cannot stop watching your avatar..... Screen wipe

There's a difference? *retreats to arms length

Lucky 13 please.

Cheers for the tips. Will let you know how I get on in a wee while. (i.e. When I'm satisfied I've beaten it. )

Taylor piece was in SUNDAY MIRROR as stated - can't you read ? You could probably stick both newspapers sideways in to your mouth - abusive prat. It's Bank Holiday, the poor thing has an extra day of Daddys Secret Game to deal with. We should club together and send a crate of Anusol over. A bank holiday for you old fuckers I've been finished school 3 weeks I'm sure your parents envisage a successful future for you. I'm doing my Alevels, got AABBBCCCC in my GCSE's. So yes they do envisage a successful future for me. doesn't everybody get grades like that ? Lets face it, you must be a right illiterate cunt to fail. No, they don't. I got the highest in my year. (my school wasn't the brightest) Self awareness is this first step to Enlightenment.

Taylor piece was in SUNDAY MIRROR as stated - can't you read ? You could probably stick both newspapers sideways in to your mouth - abusive prat. It's Bank Holiday, the poor thing has an extra day of Daddys Secret Game to deal with. We should club together and send a crate of Anusol over.

The ball just Nipped in like shock horror.......you racist !!!!! Don't know what you mean old chap. Perfectly innocent post, only racist in the interpretation of the reader

The ball just Nipped in like

They both enjoy(ed) expanding the circle of their friends? Neither have been inside a vagina since birth?

They both enjoy(ed) expanding the circle of their friends?

"Don't it always seem to go. That you don't know what you've got. Till it's gone "

Cheers, posting on my iPhone ATM. Will have a crack on pc later.

RIP.Easy Rider

Would if I knew how message sent at 5:50pm today. Click my profile and see who visited at 5:49pm I'll try forwarding it to you?

Kevin, why have you just sent me this; "do you reckon noelie can get a boner?" in PM? Don't message me again you little cunt.

yeah well i'd rather be mackem than you They wouldn't have you- even they have standards. FoK

The Press Association;

He fucked my little arse til it bled FYP FoK

So, did it kick off? Anyone heard/ saw any bother?

To open a thread titled " Are you glad we're owned by Ashley", then make the OP a puerile attempt at reasons anyone should be glad smacks of attention seeking wummery. To then, 20 minutes later, change the thread title to "Hello", and edit the OP to Hi, is desperation of worrying proportions. What's wrong Kevin? Has your Da been "at" you again?