Monkeys Fist

Her sister is even bagger tidierer

Aye, some “event”. Rumours that Fender will be playing. Load of bullshit tbh- I want the city full of people and an open topped bus parade, like every cunt else that wins. Start at SJP, down Gallowgate, down to Bigg Mkt, back up Pilgrim st, past the Monument, finish at SJP or The Civic Centre? This fucking shite on the Moor is some daft cunt in an office thinking “ how can I earn my wages today?”

Aye, that’s Cary Bao.

“Knock Knock!” ”Whos there?” ”Hike” ” Hike Who” “ Unsuspecting son. Dad waiting with bated breath, Sets the perfect trap”

This bit isn’t actually true. He was a mackem. ( Even if your mind was so messed up you like cranking one out over fledglings, you still wouldn’t move to sunderland, would you?)

“ I’ll never forget that day, walking out on to the pitch, the sun reflecting off the pink and white seats,the wind blowing rubbish about, the silence, the tangy smell of cheese and shite.”

I always mouthed the likeable wee cunt.

You could save yourself a lot of time and just say ” Show me a small white question mark on a blue square”

Have Dazzlers pics already been parsnipped a la RTG? Cant see a feckin’ scooby

Why have you put the price up?

Have any of these got nine fingers? If not, back to the drawing board.

Howay Craig Pay attention

You’re assuming solidity?

It’s under “videos” mate

Also

Not pregnant no, just a beer belly. Also, in photographs taken about 2 minutes later, she looks noticeably thinner.…

I wondered why he was posting Aussie porn?

Then fuck them. We’ll get there anyway.

I’ve been thinking about Sir Eddie’s admission that he’s had the tactics for the game for two weeks, and purposely didn’t play them in the league game against the Dippers. This is a side who we have not won against in fucking ages, and Howe had never beaten in his managerial career. Given how superstitious footballers are, I reckon he’s put the hex on them now We let them have the one match, knowing we were going to fucking paste them when it mattered. He’s some boy, wor Edward.

That’ll be why I never knew it was there.

The sponsor isn’t the phone company. Tuchel asked the new caps for a quote from their family re. their call up.…