Monkeys Fist

I say! Saucy…

Take; 1 Slice of Cheese. 1 Pocket. Place the cheese in the pocket. Cook slowly in a Dutch oven

VARed! The morlocks are going to be rage fucking their sisters in to oblivion tonight.

Well baaalz.

Gordon! Onside!!

That you Mrs. HMHM?

He’s the only bloke I know with a tiled bedroom.

Oo bit slow.

ISAAAAK!

2-1 to the Hembarrassing twats

Said nowt, then?

If we shout “Avengers Assemble”, the ladies team will turn up out of golden portals and sort it all out for us to give us an easy Endgame.

Apologise to @The Fish

Our boy’s clicked his fingers.

You on the little cans too?

I’d love to see the 95-96 side play this lot.

Well, that’s my next shift sorted.

Aye, and Mussolini made the trains run on time Still a pair of twats.

It’s not even the worst thing he’s ever done, though.

File him with the duck-lipped druggie. Born Again Fuckwit who brought a fucking faith healer in to the England International team set-up, and thought disabled people were paying karmic retribution for bad past lives. He makes Ron Atkinson look like Martin Luther King.

Is it an album or a feckin’ socio-political essay?

How that duck-lipped drug cheat still manages to steal a living is one of the mysteries of modern life… … other than the fact he’s ex-Manure, naturally.

Not quite make it to the mug factory in time?