Monkeys Fist

Humidity is 52% today.… …rising to 72% tomorrow when you get there Please post pics of you in CT’s hat as you try anything and everything to avoid turning in to a crispy bacon rasher.

Have you got AC in your digs? ( Of course you haven’t, it’s Greece ). Fighting your lass to sleep in the fridge.

Aye, he’ll be Busan the midfield soon enough. Give him an inch(eon) and he’ll thread a pass. Run out of Korean cities, so here’s Kim Jong Un pointing at things.

Hasn’t kicked in yet

Best hope he doesn’t go stir (fry) crazy before he gets a game, eh? ( time for bed, I think )

I’m surprised you bothered looking it up, given that the lad enjoys kinky shenanigans with Scotland’s 2nd favourite beverage?

Breaking news according to Chicken Nonce - Malick ( pronounced Buongiorno signorina ) has read this thread and is now on a flight home, having gone on strike immediately in protest.

Cut and pasted reply…

There’ll have been snapped ginger dreads hanging off her snapper… … well swerved tbh.

According to @trophyshy, you’ll remember those 10 games you didn’t see more than the one you’re going to see. Except he was talking about not getting/getting your hole. Either way, he’s absolutely wrong

You regret not stirring the ginger ape’s sloppy seconds?

Tbh, in order to lose rhythm, you have to have it in the first place, and I get the feeling Wor Boldon Boy is more Joey Deacon than Tony Manero in that department

Have you gone stalking through his posts? We’ve already spoken about this Robin, and you know that’s only allowed on here if you enjoy being strapped to a donkey cart and ritually humiliated by a village with only one tooth between them, so it is, to be sure.

He kind of lost his rhythm in the last two lines, unless there’s another version of Tom Hark with about ten extra beats

Given that it’s August, I thought I’d suggest a similar, limbo-based gif, but with a slightly more Summery feel to it… micro- NSFW! ( not really) Obviously I’ve edited it so that we aren’t all arrested by MI6, or whatever, in case some lost Septic cartoon-crazy kid happens by, but I think the “flavour” of the original is still present EDIT- realised there was a microsecond of minge on the original gif, so I’ve changed it - replaced the Mary Hinge with a bald twat. I’ll be honest, it’s probably more obscene now.

Can you hear the drums…

Is it Gary Cheeseman? ( aka Snipers Dream).

Ciao??? Is the M, A, L, I, and K silent?

Took the family for a trip out up Northumberland yesterday, and as we passed this farmer stood in amongst his crops I told the kids that he was a particularly talented farmer. “ Why’s that then, you dodgy old Whopper?” says they. “ BECAUSE HE’S OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!” said I, dodging the blows

Was it @Ketsbaia that had the Triads banging on his door, or was that someone else?

Who’s this cunt?

We do.

As if by magic, Mr Benn carked it at 86. RIP Ray Brooks.

I don’t think anyone on here has an of page, thank god.