Monkeys Fist

It’s like Heron Foods Chas and Dave #rabbitrabbitwolfjerky #notavailableanywhere #cockerneesparrow

Can you not just get wankered and miss the actual game?

That’s mainly because it’s true.

( note the date ).

If you pause it at 1:29, you can just make out Adam Pearson tearing the neck off it in the bushes at the back.

Lads, it’s Thanta, remember?

Well I’ll go t’foot of our stairs!

So, we need decisive, fast action. We’re fucked.

When did Luke Skywalker get replaced by a woman?

When she gets her tits out now she takes her socks off.

Jonjo…

I knew you’d bite.

If we’re so tolerant , you wouldn’t think we’d need laws to ensure it, though, would you?

Outrageous that mind, when they had a former captain, with years of experience as a manager, ready and waiting. They’ll regret not bringing home the bacon.

Looked them up- April Lawton is the guitarist. Her bio is a bit of a wild ride https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Lawton Got two albums on Apple Music, which I’ll give a blast when I’m making dinner tonight.

From Bury, Lancashire. Same difference.

Let’s be honest, our main shareholders make these two seem like philanthropic angels.

Did you read the link Fish posted? It tells you, with bullet points, third paragraph down, what to get. Going from your post above, it’s not even a 3-way choice, as you seem to be torn between a chrome book or laptop.

Gamora could have me for breakfast.

Olivia Neutron Bomb and ELO- Xanadu, except it’s Manatee. Thank me later

So, are you saying it’s unlikely I’ll get to do the Nasty with sexy green alien women? Devastated.

CT is the Lee Charnley of Boldon, utterly incapable of making a decision by himself.

Nope, I’d expect he’ll be back when he wakes up later this afternoon for another round of pointless pedantry. Tonight, we will discus why Krafth is better than Beckenbauer, as the stats show. Also “pics of his missus & kids” … As if

Manateetees