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JLNTNYHDLY. Clue- He don’t need this pressure on.

Speaking of anal pustules, here’s Chris Sutton’s measured take on our recent form… ”You look at the recent performances of Newcastle, second half against Leeds they were unlucky not to get anything out of the game and against Everton they were superb and against Crystal Palace they had the better chances. The win against Southampton when they finished the game with nine men - Steve Bruce certainly hasn't lost the dressing room.” It’s not just the players who take the money but can’t be arsed.

Given my opening post in this thread, I’d say I’m more solid at the back than this shower.

I hope Steve Bruce and his dogs have a lovely walk tomorrow now that the snow has gone- he’s a lovely guy and loves his pets.

There’s the answer.

From Multi Coloured Swap Shop? That’s him/her.

Brenda Lee Cattermole. ffs lads, you’re slacking. Here’s an easier one. GRGMCHLWN Clue- both guilty of crimes against fashion due to double denim.

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Last round of questions in Only Connect was the missing vowels round, subject was footballers crossed with singers. eg. DBBYH RR YKN answer- Debby Harry Kane so, here we go. BRND LCTT RML

Aye- how’s your cross-stitch?

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I have an ingrown hair millimetres away from my anal exhaust pipe. Using mirrors, TCP, needles and red wine, I will be self-extracting it, rather than watch this. Bruce is a lovely bloke though- he once saved a puppy’s life from distemper by ignoring all the signs and symptoms and insisting the puppy was fine.

You'd think if his business was doing that well the fucking tramp would be able to afford another jacket.

What am I gonna do?

I read that in a Mexican bandit accent.

This? It’s not too bad, also… tiddies warning!

I’m sure they’ll have given Jimmy Hill’s statue a good talking-to afterwards.

It became a city the same year football was invented-1992. By their own arguments, the place simply didn’t exist before then.

I sent Bruce a letter telling him I hope him and his whole family get vaccinated. What a nice bloke he is.

Is that a shadow, or a dark coloured electric behind it on the left?

He threatened to visit her if she didn’t.

Some funny, but orc-looking fucker posted this in reply. I’ll bet his neighbours are dreading the lockdown ending when they’ll have to look at him again.

This is the thing with little bitches like Edwards- they thrive on attention, and we give him it. If no one responded to his shite, unfollowed or whatever, it’d send him fucking wild. Won’t happen though.