Monkeys Fist

How’s your crew coping at the moment?

Is this for a documentary then, Martin?

Pope showing off his dried pasta collection. Flash bastard.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/karen I worked with a lass callled Karen, who had that exact haircut. Definitely would’ve.

Won’t anyone think of the wifelets?

It’s weird because the English word for Tory is “cunt”.

Are you really this fucking thick or is it an act?

Fucking savages never heard of a shed, then?

Very good.

Were there many deaths this year?

Yes, it is.

That's what she told you.… … wooah, hang on!

I beg your pardon?

That’s what I thought.

I’ve always thought he was the perfect voice of their club.

Mug Righter

How did you get any sexual inference from the image Gloomy posted? Unless…

Wor lass is a bit chossy, didn’t stop me.

George Weasley.

I’ve always used choss to mean mucky. When was in to climbing, if a route had lots of muck or sand on it ( usually washed out from above by rain) you’d say it was a bit chossy or full of choss. Never heard it used as you say though.

He’s even cooler now.

It’s Milner, if I had to guess.

Relax lads, everything’s going to be ok- Lizzy is going to address the nation. Coronavirus: Queen to address country on Sunday as deaths rise https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52155430

Quite a range indeed. What did you pick?

Can you imagine the lickspittle articles Knight Ryder will be putting out if they actually buy us?