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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Relax lads, everything’s going to be ok- Lizzy is going to address the nation. Coronavirus: Queen to address country on Sunday as deaths rise https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52155430
  2. Quite a range indeed. What did you pick?
  3. Can you imagine the lickspittle articles Knight Ryder will be putting out if they actually buy us?
  4. No change there, then.
  5. I’d take myself outside and have a stern word with myself, but, well, Sochal Distan Singh. 😂
  6. Can’t be a global pandemic if the earth is flat.
  7. I blame her husband , Sochal Distan Singh.
  8. Google search. “Peter White. Newcastle “
  9. Where is the bumbling oaf? Has he pegged it yet?
  10. If this doesn’t cheer you up @PaddockLad, nothing will.… NSFW, obvs.
  11. With all due respect, I wouldn’t be trusting the US intelligence over the Chinese- they’re both reprehensible liars.
  12. Starmer will announce when he’s good and ready.
  13. “ Put your special wellies on love, it’s Coracle time.”
  14. It was in fucking Gateshead man 😂 They’ve only now stopped hissing when you switch a light on.
  15. “ skip titles” every time, including the first.
  16. Barley Mow was a fantastic pub in its heyday. The Baltic Tavern was decent as well, then turned to shit, now it’s a craft beer joint. Egypt Cottage was spot on too. ( a mate once asked Paddy McDee if he wanted a lift up at the urinals 😂).
  17. Aye, the biggest health risk to America right now isn’t CV19, it’s Trump’s dementia.
  18. “ These are not the drugs you’re looking for” ” They fucking are you dressing gowned cunt!”
  19. I feel for you Troops. Hope she recovers. Sadly, I think a lot of us will have similar tales on the weeks ahead.
  20. The Broken Doll was definitely one of my regular haunts. The Forth, Telegraph and The Dog and Parrot were all decent pubs up that end of town, but the Doll was in a league of its own
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