Monkeys Fist

The flooding of the pitch and Pearson delivering a pitch-side report the day before… cause and effect, right there, the slavering gimp.

Alreet man! Stop carping on about it.

I wondered that too, but when I asked them they started acting a bit koi.

Kuntsberg rattling the monkey cages again over a non-story. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg03g4gxlyo Can she do us a compare/contrast piece about all the gifts and donations* her Tory pals received over the last 14 years, vs. Labour? * of course, that’ll have to include the billions of pounds handed out in dodgy Covid contracts. The sooner this cunt is kicked to the kerb, the better.

Whilst we’re on, this fucking weasel can join the crew getting fucked.

For our friends in the Antipodes looking for the kick off times… ¡slɐıuoloɔ pǝʞɔnɟ ʇǝ⅁

I think there’s a very strong case that first one was too. Fully agree with this too

I’ve been watching Kaos on Netflix at the behest of Mrs. F. It’s ok tbf. Everyone is apparently jizzing over Jeff Goldblum as Zeus, but it’s just another example of Jeff Goldblum playing Jeff Goldblum. The real scene stealer in the show is Stephen Dillane as Prometheus. Some great comic chops. Hopefully it’s a one-and-done effort after these 8 episodes, but it’ll very probably overstay its novelty and drag on for 4-5 series as they go through the entire mythology.

A family Trattoria Sunlin’ when Papa Berb M was in charge Sunlin’ when the Pocket Money Kid took over

All of ‘em!

But… Which is witch?

There used to be an antique dealer on Front street called R Strain Antiques, which always raised a chuckle. Doesn’t beat Wallsend’s classic barber shop though. Closed down now, nobody could ever find it.

No no no… you’ve got this back to front.

Me too.

No idea mate- wherever their foster mothers left them, I suppose

I’m almost certain I’ll have at least a couple of kids under 10, somewhere.

Got his hands on a quality batch of Pink Whizz before the summer round of ‘Maiden festival gigs. Set off on foot and was last seen striding through the Atlas Mountains singing the chorus of Run To The Hills over and over again.

It’s Tough Guy Mick! I wonder if he’s related to the Mackem Micks, Uncal, Little, and Basic?

In water? Currant.

Found CT’s secret YouTube account.…

Dirty talk.

His Mrs. creeping downstairs and catching him sucking his fingers.

Where the funny picture????????