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The beers I bought from Northern Alchemy were both 3.9%. I know comparing them to Lowenbrau is a bit daft, but they’re fucking amazing beers, and I can have 3-4 glasses without tripping over the kids Piss weak beers are the way to go! ( Having said that, I’ve just ordered a keg of 6.9% Oatmeal IPA from the same brewer, so bollocks to the above ).

Oh look , squirrel!… Distract the masses from our own shit show by showing another. Piss poor timing though, concentrating on the “Wuhan Flu” when the country in question is about to descend into outright civil war.

Ever thought of a career in sales?

Same. Not that they’re complaining too much, but I explained it to them by saying when it’s safe to go for a haircut, then it might be safe to go to school.

I’m not even slightly surprised.

Aye. Fair point. Here’s me thinking like a normal person

It says it all about this government that they can’t set up an in-house, secure, remote voting system in the 3+ months they’ve had to come up with one.

The replies to that go from 0 to Wolfy in no time

Just wrong.

Isn’t it? Very calm, just happens to have a hammer, full face ventilator, gloves, and an umbrella- on what looks like a dry, sunny day.

There’s footage which purports to be an incognito cop smashing windows just prior to it all kicking off. I’d normally dismiss it as tin foil hatters, but now… I wouldn’t be in the least surprised.

When did you move to Forest Hall?

mentions bbc sport, so some will be at least.

How much do they charge for a hand shandy?

If anyone is thinking of having a uk holiday, I hear the Great Yorkshire Show is a cracking family day out.

Or 3 of 4, or 4 of 3, or one of 6, a 2 and a 4. Fucking muppets.

Up to six people can meet outdoors.… … is this based on any actual scientific reasoning or have they just pulled it out of their arse? If twelve people sat facing each other, 2m apart, couldn’t they just claim to be two groups? ( sorry, it’s just fucking ridiculous. Either people can meet, socially distantly, or they can’t.)

Apparently not according to this https://fullfact.org/online/not-dominic-cummings-sister/

Can’t we stop bickering about unnecessary deaths, back-handers and incompetence and Just Get It Done?

If you faceswapped this pair of cunts,would anyone notice?

Was kann ich sagen? Es waren die 80s. Es war wie in einem anderen Leben.… und Spin 2, 3,4 und Kick 2, 3,4

I’ve got relatives who are Villa fans, and I’ve sent them this link. In fairness, they’re lovely folk and were thoroughly embarrassed by their lot when we went down at their place, but still… fuck ‘em

If you need any help with that

6? I admire your optimism mate