Monkeys Fist

@Alex

Just back from taking Fist Jnr to see MIBI at the Everyman for a birthday treat. It wasn’t that pricey, tbh. It cost me £2 more to go there, sit on a nice sofa with a beer, (and have one brought to me ) than it would’ve to go to the fleapit in the Gate. I’m not giving up on Vue, but it wasn’t an absolute pisstake price-wise.

“Wansbeck Viking”… Isn’t Fish from Blyth?

Is he a landscape gardener?

You could’ve stopped typing after “TalkShite”.

Aye, if he’s got an ounce of sense he’ll stay put and build up some experience, like, get them promoted. But, as we know all too well, football and sense don’t always go together.

Still on. According to the Shields Gazette, quoting the Sun. , so, totally legit sources.

Chelsea want Lampard as their next manager https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48641010

If my team admitted to “easing up” on a team so as to not humiliate them, I’d be pissed off. I was at the 8-0 humping of Sheff Wed, it was SBR’s first home game I think. Up where I was , top of the Leazes right next to the away fans, there was no sense of “fair play” Same against Villa when we nailed them 6-0 after coming back up. Fuck them.

BAUM.

The fun just never starts.

Whales… It’s like a 5 year old’s story of what he did on holiday.

All keeping within the speed limits, of course.

Burton away, if there’s a god.

All this and Lisp Patrol too, imagine the stress.

Invite the bully over for a play date then traumatise the little cunt in to selective mutism.

And missing the even more obvious howler.

Only if the mucky inbreeds promise not to shout at any statues though, eh?

Class ass NSFW, of course.

Rory Stewart ( who hell he?) has already admitted to smoking opium 15yrs ago at an Iranian wedding. ( I guess that’s one way to get through the speeches).

Edit: 5: Take drugs 6: Say “Oops! Sorry”

Not now, I’m here to fix it.

Aye

Dr. Professor Cox, then, since he’s both.

Tory values. 1. How much money can I make from it? 2. See above 3. Fuck you. 4. See 3