Monkeys Fist

@CartierDave? Or the Tory?

I'm waiting for a review of his watch from Parky.

I didn't. I knew all about his difficult childhood. From my aunt. Who chinned him. In Birmingham.

Aye, his parents sent him there after primary to avoid more chinnings from Aunty F.

My Brummie aunt went to school with him and used to chin him regularly.

I hated when that happened, tasted really cromulent.

I've previously mentioned that there's a kid in my daughter's year at school called Aragorn. Fucking Aragorn

Deported.

Aye, nice one HMHM, just fucking criminal that your family had to go through it.

You're meant to be on 29, Shirley?

One for Meenzer.

https://tfl.gov.uk/bus/route/25/

The Number of the Beast

Fist Jnr shouts downstairs at 8:30pm, " Daa--aad, can I show you something?" Me. " It's well past bedtime, FJ, go to sleep!" FJ " But dad, it's really good!" Me " Go to sleep!" *hear thump thump thump as son runs downstairs. " But look!" Ffs!

Abusive and threatening behaviour, right there

Getting sacked for over doing the Kamagra Did you have an unauthorised boner?

my favourite ever Viz cartoon, after much google-fu…

She'll remember.

Size of an elephant, you say? Whatever turns you on, Davide.

Cheers gents, and bonus points to the bog-trotting gypsy for Salma.