Monkeys Fist

Too busy blaming his Nipper for why Dad's buying poncy cocktails.

Also, The Eiffel Tower has to in with a shout, Shirley?

Whatever it is, don't tell Tubs. He'll only go and try to dig the fucker up.

No idea what Quiff is on, mine's from Das Boot. ( mine's, see what I did there )

Best yet.

Playing him as a super sub?

Dad jokes are mint.

So you don't get to go " in her face". Bummer.

FYP. ( isn't your lass Chinese? Have you made a kinky bet?)

:calmdown:

GB women's hockey team, first time ever in an Olympic final. I have to say, based on the camera-pan during the national anthems, we should win this based on saggy tittedness alone. Proper perky GB! Come on !!!

Dude! For a moment I thought it was the Dude. RIP

The Frozen Grapes is nice, does English Tapas too.

Kitman'd your post

Sorry, try this " Get to the Gowwwerrr, there's lovely, isn't it?" Rob Brydon. Edit; also, just seen your ex was Welsh. Good job you split really, can you imagine the poor little bugger's accent if you'd had a kid together? Can honestly say I don't think I've ever heard a Welsh/Norn Iron accent- 10 inter webs to the first person to post one.

Well, I've learned something today - tattoos are made by injecting heavy metal-laden ink under the skin, and removed by lasers splitting the metals so the ink can be removed by white blood cells, then shat out. http://nerdist.com/how-do-lasers-remove-tattoos-by-helping-you-poop-them-out/

Get to the Gower!

Aye, might as well start in the optimistic camp. 1-3 win

If they also have their birthdate, there's your clue.

He's got freakishly skinny arms.

I called my kids "Mam" and "ACAB". Recycling, bitchez, recycling