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Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United


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7 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

He wants better players, he’s fighting with the fans, the players and now the higher-ups. The media can’t stand him and are picking holes in his press conferences on a daily basis and every 90 minutes is an exercise in futility and helplessness as he watches the opposition tear his flimsy game plan to shreds. All of this could be solved if he just walked away. Shame he’s such a greedy fat, money hoarding cunt

Tbf he’s going to have to shell out for damp proofing on his Manchester slum rentals at some point in the future, so he needs every penny he can screw out of the club. 
Poor bloke… 😑

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I know we're all celebrating but no matter what you think of him he's a human being. Yes we all know he'll a useless cunt but to go through months of abuse and then receive this crushing news this mor

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9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Tbf he’s going to have to shell out for damp proofing on his Manchester slum rentals at some point in the future, so he needs every penny he can screw out of the club. 
Poor bloke… 😑

Corona virus and Brexit are probably making it difficult at his second home in Portugal too.

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4 hours ago, Howay said:

 

:lol: Another loss for wine and chicken boy. 
 

In other Bruce related news he’s chipped back at Shearers comments on Ashley, it’s exactly the fucking reason Bruce can’t be given any excuses related to the failings caused by Ashley as he’s more than willing to leap to Ashley’s defence whenever he can. 

 

 

His second tweet in the thread shows the extent of his snideyness on Twitter.

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46 minutes ago, The Mighty Hog said:

 

 

His second tweet in the thread shows the extent of his snideyness on Twitter.

He’s lost the plot tbh, he has been decimated in that discussion so he brings up some intangible thing like how he rates the players brought in v ones lost. ASM is better than both Rondon and Perez so Bruce gained him and since got Callum Wilson so it’s again trying to just make up excuses that aren’t there. The blokes a fucking shit manager, it’s not suddenly going to click in year 20+ of management and it clearly fucking hasn’t. 
 

It’s also fucking hilarious that he’s having a pop to “be accurate” about someone saying he said much better v marginally better but meanwhile either way he is saying a bloke has done a better job when it’s just been proofed out that he isn’t. 

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29 minutes ago, Kitman said:

We’re his last real payday, he wants his 4m compo

I constantly worry about how I'll get by when I lose my job, will my pension be enough combined with my state pension and will they up the age again etc. This fucker is clearly not enjoying it, has surely built up a very comfortable nest egg already and could quite easily call it a day after a working life in football. Pride or greed? Bit of pride I'd guess, (emphasis on 'bit') but has to be sheer greed? (Unless he'll owe Ashley money if he breaks his contract, nobody's paying a compensation fee for him, let's face it).

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Things are heating up for Brucey

The report reveals that there was a meeting called by Steve Bruce on Tuesday, where he angered some players with what they believed was a ‘misguided use of running statistics’, whilst also claimed that there’s a feeling within the squad that the training schedule is designed to suit Steve Bruce rather than the playing squad. Whether that is a reference to Steve Bruce to heading off to Portugal instead of training in the first week of the international break, who knows? The Mail saying the reaction from players to the Head Coach was “What is he on about?”

The Mail then go on to detail a ‘Training ground showdown’ between Dwight Gayle and Graeme Jones. Jamaal Lascelles said to have split the pair up when Dwight Gayle had made clear how unhappy he was at not getting a single minute of Premier League football this season, The Mail quoting a source who said the NUFC Coach told the striker, “It’s always about you, Gayley,” and the 31 year old forward replied, “It’s been all about you since you’ve been with England.”

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Bruce spent four nights in Portugal during the international break and returned last Monday. Sportsmail understands some players reported for training that day expecting a morning session, only to be told Bruce was not arriving back from holiday until the afternoon. The club say this was always the plan.

But a source said: ‘You’ve got players waiting hours at the training ground and some staff didn’t even know what was going on. They also turned up at training the previous Thursday only to be told Bruce had gone on holiday. They just did a gym session. They weren’t impressed.

‘Then on Monday of this week they did not train until tea-time. Players like structure, routine. But they feel like the team’s schedule is designed to suit the manager, not them.’

Some also noted a press report this week that goalkeeper Freddie Woodman would be dropped for Friday’s game.

The players know which journalists are close to Bruce and some suspected this had come from the manager before he had told them, much like they did last season when a report stating Karl Darlow would be dropped caused huge irritation behind the scenes.

 

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Bruce there following the British Managers Lunch Club manual for getting a pay off.

1. Put in no effort

2. Achieve dismal results

3. Turn on the media

4. Blame those above you

And if all else fails

5. Turn on the players

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I just don’t even see the point, does he genuinely do anything with training? I honestly find it fairly unlikely the lazy cunt does much and instead just delegates it to everyone else while sleeping his hangover off in his office. 
 

We have this fucking loser in charge, and Mike Ashley as owner with zero sign  either will be gone anytime soon.  What’s the fucking point. Btw I honestly think Bruce is the most I’ve disliked a Newcastle manager, just an absolute chancing cunt to the bone. 

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Looking at the next 5 fixtures I cannot see a win anywhere.  You would think our best chance would be Palace, but I wouldn't say that's a given.

 

If we lose all of our next 5, surly Bruce position is untenable.  Yet we all know.  He will still be there.


 

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