Howmanheyman 27234 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 There's a bloke drinks with us, lovely lad, but his hair is almost cast iron, it never moves, even in a gale. His fringe is funnier than Edinburgh's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35004 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Aye this "funniest joke at the fringe" thing does them no favours, cos every year they pick something that doesn't even make you smile never mind laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17876 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 True. But the fringe is excellent for comedy in general, I miss it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9064 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Aye this "funniest joke at the fringe" thing does them no favours, cos every year they pick something that doesn't even make you smile never mind laugh. Hate to trot out a cliché but even with one-liners comedians will tell you "It's the way I tell 'em" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35004 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 He's welcome to tell me that, but the joke remains unfunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 (edited) He's welcome to tell me that, but the joke remains unfunny.It's a funny joke misery guts. He also won it in 2010 with this..... I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again." Edited August 22, 2014 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38940 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad I take something for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27234 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I'm schizophrenic and so am I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12802 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 It's a funny joke misery guts. He also won it in 2010 with this..... I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again." fair enough, that one is canny funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 (edited) Hoovers are designed to collect dust. Who is this cockwomble? Edited August 23, 2014 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35004 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 something else that's funnier than the "joke". I wouldn't cross the street to listen to this cunt's patter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38940 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I'm schizophrenic and so am I. We like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3989 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I'm schizophrenic and so am I.I'm not paranoid but I know all of you bastards think I am. (Jerry Sadowitz) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6003 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I'm schizophrenic and so am I. Sorry but I'm not having that schizophrenia has fuck all to do with thinking you're 2 different people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6003 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 The wife keeps asking if I'm in the closet. I keep telling her, it's narnia business! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38940 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Sorry but I'm not having that schizophrenia has fuck all to do with thinking you're 2 different peopleI said the same thing, but would I listen? Would I shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27234 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Sorry but I'm not having that schizophrenia has fuck all to do with thinking you're 2 different people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38940 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 So, this dyslexic walks in to a bra..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2455 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 An African-american woman named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef. The butcher replies: 'Noooo black Betty, ham or lamb!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38940 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Do they deliver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3232 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 An African-american woman named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef. The butcher replies: 'Noooo black Betty, ham or lamb!' If you heard a JOKE today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30593 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Reminds me of this Scroll to 1:55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2455 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 If you heard a JOKE today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Ignore the grumpy git. I laughed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38940 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 So this Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says Five pints please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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