trooper 940 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 If he had someone lined up wouldnt it have happened after the Southampton game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 You realise it's stuff like this that confirms that you know fuck all about top flight football.  . Aye    Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 No Krul, Gouffran or Cisse tomorow all have sickness bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4222 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 No Krul, Gouffran or Cisse tomorow all have sickness bug. Â Â Would've been astonished is Cisse played anyway, the only reason Pardew was able to use him was because the club doctor, who can over-rule him was away. Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Would've been astonished is Cisse played anyway, the only reason Pardew was able to use him was because the club doctor, who can over-rule him was away. Â Same here Andrew can you imagine if he'd been injured Pardew is a 24 carat cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30426 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Â Â Would've been astonished is Cisse played anyway, the only reason Pardew was able to use him was because the club doctor, who can over-rule him was away. Â Â On Saturday do you mean? I was at the wedding of the bloke who is the club doctor (a lad called Paul Catterson, my lass worked with his lass at the time) and he was sat on the bench as usual for the game against Hull. Spotted him on MoTD after Cisse's 2nd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4222 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 On Saturday do you mean? I was at the wedding of the bloke who is the club doctor (a lad called Paul Catterson, my lass worked with his lass at the time) and he was sat on the bench as usual for the game against Hull. Spotted him on MoTD after Cisse's 2nd. Â http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/pardew-admits-papiss-cisse-played-due-club-doctor-away-course/ Â Got it from here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I read a report as well that the only reason Cisse got a chance to play was because the club doctor wasn't in the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26390 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I'm guessing what Pardew was saying that the doctor didn't have a chance to assess Cisse during the week. Still, it's quite astonishing to openly admit that Cisse wasn't medically fit enough to play but he threw him on anyway to save his own neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30426 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Â http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/pardew-admits-papiss-cisse-played-due-club-doctor-away-course/ Â Got it from here Ah, right. But it's definitely him sat on the bench so I would've thought he would have been available to assess the player's fitness on the day of the match. I wasn't suggesting you were lying, as I assumed you must have read it somewhere. Sounds like Pardew overplaying how desperate the situation was / trying to make it look like a masterstroke bringing him on to be honest. In any case, if there was a big risk being taken then it was absolutely fucking stupid given how important he's likely to be until January at the very least. As an aside, I read on .com that he could miss up to 6 matches for the African Cup of Nations early next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4222 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Ah, right. But it's definitely him sat on the bench so I would've thought he would have been available to assess the player's fitness on the day of the match. I wasn't suggesting you were lying, as I assumed you must have read it somewhere. Sounds like Pardew overplaying how desperate the situation was / trying to make it look like a masterstroke bringing him on to be honest. In any case, if there was a big risk being taken then it was absolutely fucking stupid given how important he's likely to be until January at the very least. As an aside, I read on .com that he could miss up to 6 matches for the African Cup of Nations early next year. Â Â If they qualify, we managed to keep hold of someone, him or tiote, last time as their nation missed out iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30426 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Â Â If they qualify, we managed to keep hold of someone, him or tiote, last time as their nation missed out iirc. Aye, looks likely they will though. Had a check and they top their four team group on GD with two wins after two games (and the top two go through). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 The likes of HF & sackpardew.com outed as football agents, possibly operating from Austrailia  http://www.kentonline.co.uk/gravesend/sport/brown-backs-under-fire-pardew-23868/   Some more of my devious shenanigans aimed at unsettling a perfectly good manager, rather than just a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I Â "> Â Some more of my devious shenanigans aimed at unsettling a perfectly good manager, rather than just a fact.This is the thing for me Pardew has broken bad records that stretch back decades. I'm fairly confident if he's still here by Xmas he will have all the records and will be the worst manager we've ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 19pts from 16 games vs Cardiff, Fulham, Norwich, WBA, Hull (x2), Villa (x2), Sunderland, West Ham, Swansea, Palace (x2), Stoke, S'ton (x2) Â Â If It's a league of it's own below the top 6, it's a league we'll get relegated from too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 In the 2006–07 season, Pardew was criticised after seeing West Ham through their worst run of defeats in over 70 years which included an exit from the UEFA Cup to Palermo in the very first round and a League Cup defeat to Chesterfield.  Definitely got form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 19pts from 16 games vs Cardiff, Fulham, Norwich, WBA, Hull (x2), Villa (x2), Sunderland, West Ham, Swansea, Palace (x2), Stoke, S'ton (x2) Â Â If It's a league of it's own below the top 6, it's a league we'll get relegated from too. Some shameful shit right there. Good statto stuff HF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 3472 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 What does he have to do to get sacked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Not showing the fat man loyalty is probably the only sackable offence. That and asking for a raise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 (edited) @@Ayatollah Hermione @@The Fish @@PaddockLad @@Happy Face @@Andrew  Now if you chaps are classy, a dollop of humble pie might be in order     I'm expecting some weasel manoeuvres. Prove me wrong. Edited September 24, 2014 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8993 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 @@Ayatollah Hermione @@The Fish @@PaddockLad @@Happy Face @@Andrew  Now if you chaps are classy, a dollop of humble pie might be in order     I'm expecting some weasel manoeuvres. Prove me wrong.  He's in the squad that travelled, that doesn't mean he'll play. Young players are often taken to Cup games with the 1st team, so they get experience of what that entails. Tell you what, if he does feature, Pardew knows as little about football as you. There's no way a professional footballer should be playing twice in 48hrs, especially if he's still learning the trade.  There's no harm to the reserves as he's off on loan somewhere and I hardly Pardew or Ashley give a fuck about whomever he's joining, so why not take him down with the 1st team.  Fuck me, you're stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30426 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Clinging onto a minute victory like a limpet on Rockall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38777 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I'll save your sausage fingers the trouble, CT. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30426 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limpet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klingon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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