KeithJ 0 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 According to posters who used the Chronicle forums he's a bit of a troll like! Troll is the wrong word your looking for. He looks at a lot of alternative theories on the basis of that they are so crazy, it might actually just work! Its due to those theories that he stands out from the crowd and makes himself a target. To get round him, you need to ignore him. I think he likes the attention to be honest. Nick will be more hated than Mike Ashley on this forum by the end of the week.... and thats saying something! So the word your searching for Tom is a Crackpot Cunt, its harsh but its more relevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrolll40th 0 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 According to posters who used the Chronicle forums he's a bit of a troll like! Troll is the wrong word your looking for. He looks at a lot of alternative theories on the basis of that they are so crazy, it might actually just work! Its due to those theories that he stands out from the crowd and makes himself a target. To get round him, you need to ignore him. I think he likes the attention to be honest. Nick will be more hated than Mike Ashley on this forum by the end of the week.... and thats saying something! So the word your searching for Tom is a Crackpot Cunt, its harsh but its more relevant. wow sounds like LOVE to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant Nick KP 0 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 KeithJ, this is treason!!! Surely we old chronites should stick together!!! LOL LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13861 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 We'll have to get that video on how to use the ignore function out again! I'm sick of the random and meaningless polls to be honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 there's a first time for everything. There's been shit posters and shit posters, posters who talk shit, posters who I have tried to show them where they are wrong, some who I can have a discussion with and agree or disagree, posters who you can have some good abuse with ie skidders....but this is just too much. The sooner this idiot fucks off the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 86 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 That list is not meant to be a joke. You may not agree with it, but it's certainly not meant as a joke. I believe in spending time looking for players who are a bit off the radar, who would almost certainly come to us without being asked twice and who are playing very well at this moment in time. OFF THE RADAR, fuck my old boots son... these players are nowhere near good enough. end of story. i tell you who i'd love to have at newcastle. would never happen, but he is a hell of a centre forward. the lad Cavani who plays at napoli. some player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcboy 0 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) According to posters who used the Chronicle forums he's a bit of a troll like! Troll is the wrong word your looking for. He looks at a lot of alternative theories on the basis of that they are so crazy, it might actually just work! Its due to those theories that he stands out from the crowd and makes himself a target. To get round him, you need to ignore him. I think he likes the attention to be honest. Nick will be more hated than Mike Ashley on this forum by the end of the week.... and thats saying something! So the word your searching for Tom is a Crackpot Cunt, its harsh but its more relevant. Second! Edited April 25, 2011 by nufcboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 This lot would make the squad look a little healthier: Taiwo Wickham Clint Dempsey James McCarthy Ireland Larsson And an audacious punt for Phil Jones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12460 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Aye I like that Dempsey, had a good season for Fulham been canny for a while really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 it's quality that counts, you are better off bringing in 2 quality players than 4 or 5 sub standard ones. Sub Standard = do it again. Like most things in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Coppinger Fuck me. My ideal signing would be a £20 million striker with the Carroll (maybe Enrique) money but there's more chance of me pumping Penelope Cruz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrolll40th 0 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Coppinger Fuck me. My ideal signing would be a £20 million striker with the Carroll (maybe Enrique) money but there's more chance of me pumping Penelope Cruz. dont know abt anyone else but i rather be banging penelope cruz then watch messi in a newcastle shirt. that girl is HOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Going for realistic signings whose contracts are nearly up or aren't wanted/would come here: Defence: Nedum Onuoha, Gretar Steinsson (Simpson needs cover/competition which Perch just doesn't provide) Midfield: Zoltan Gera, Jamie O'Hara, Dave Jones - three who if signed would definitely improve the squad. Striker: Eidur Gujohnsen, Kevin Doyle - desperately need a striker who can actually finish. I think Doyle would leap at the chance to join a club like Newcastle. Haven't seen him since he played for Reading but he gives his all every game. I hope you're taking the piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Don Cowie (Watford)James Coppinger (Doncaster) Albert Adomah (Bristol City) Kevin Treacy (Preston) John Oster (Doncaster) Danny Graham (Watford) Billy Sharp (Doncaster) Brett Pittman (Bristol City) Marlon King (Coventry City) Scott McDonald (Middlesbrough) David Nugent (Portsmouth) Do you want nobhead WUMs on this board admin? Things going downhill on here to be honest big time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 That list is not meant to be a joke. You may not agree with it, but it's certainly not meant as a joke. I believe in spending time looking for players who are a bit off the radar, who would almost certainly come to us without being asked twice and who are playing very well at this moment in time. Off the fucking radar?!?! You Polish mug, we're not fuckin Legia Auchwitz or some Polish fuckin non-entity. If I was Holloway, I'd laugh at those suggestions let alone, the third best supported club in the worlds greatest league. Ban I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 If Enrique goes, I really don't think a speculative approach for van Aanholt would be such a bad thing. In midfield, I'd definitely add a schemer, we're so weak there we've ended up with Guthrie playing a lot lately. I personally believe Charlie Adam would be available for 6s if Blackpool go down. I still think we need a winger. Gutierrez has been better lately but he's still not class. We could do with someone who could play on both sides, I personally believe SWP would be a canny little signing for us, and also Seb Larsson on a free would give us additional depth. When you look at the SPL where we could literally sign anyone, there's not one player who I'd really want here. Scott Brown gets a mention but he's unproven at a high level. Up front, there's not much about is there? That Sow at Lille would come, but I know fuck all about him, and Gervinho is overrated in my opinion. Bellamy I'd sign without a doubt, same with Crouch give him regular games and he'll score, we'll go for neither in my opinion and get someone wank like Carlton Cole or Odemwinge (he wont score 15 every season he's pish). I reckon we could get Huntelaar for 15s as well, when Schalke go out of Europe next week they've got no Europe next season, why would he want to stay if a similar sized Premiership club wanted him? 26 goals in 42 international appearances, no brain imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl 0 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Chris Brunt (a fitter Charlie Adams) Matt Jarvis Hugo Rodallega Phil Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Don Cowie (Watford)James Coppinger (Doncaster) Albert Adomah (Bristol City) Kevin Treacy (Preston) John Oster (Doncaster) Danny Graham (Watford) Billy Sharp (Doncaster) Brett Pittman (Bristol City) Marlon King (Coventry City) Scott McDonald (Middlesbrough) David Nugent (Portsmouth) Do you want nobhead WUMs on this board admin? Things going downhill on here to be honest big time. seconded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13861 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 There's not really much we can do. I would advise people to use the ignore function. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1977 0 Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 21 FORSTER - 1 HARPER - 13 KRUL 27 S.TAYLOR - 6 WILLIAMSON - 26 Tozer - 5 WOLLSCHEID - 2 COLOCCINI 23 HUTTON - 12 Simpson - 28 Kadar - 3 FIGUEROA 16 R.TAYLOR - 15 Gosling - 7 BARTON - 14 KVIST - 8 GUTHRIE - 24 TIOTE - 17 SMITH - 18 GUTIERREZ 11 REUS - 29 Vukic - 25 Inman - 22 BORGES - 4 NOLAN - 10 BEN ARFA 32 Donaldson - 9 BENDTNER - 19 Lasogga - 20 BEST - 30 Ranger 22/25 registered senior players in Alan Hutton - £4m Philipp Wollscheid - £8m Maynor Figueroa - £3m William Kvist - £3m Marco Reus - £7m Celso Borges - £1m Nicklas Bendtner - £8m Pierre-Michel Lasogga £6m out Soderberg (out of contract), Perch (£500k), Campbell (out of contract), Ferguson (out of contract), Enrique (£8m), Ireland (loan expire), Lua Lua (out of contract), Routledge (??), Xisco (??), S.Kuqi (out of contract), Ameobi (£1m), Lovenkrands (£1m) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13861 Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Why would we release Ferguson and Lua Lua? Silly spud. There is so much wrong with that post but I'm off to bed, additional to this... 9 BENDTNER - Err Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1977 0 Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 out of contract in the summer aren't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano 0 Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Even if they were id not let ferguson nor lualua go. Your a knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabit71 0 Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 -------------------------------forster/krul/harper--------------------- walker/simpson--cahill/williamson/saylor----colo---enrique/Wendt --------------------------------tiote/AN other----------------------- -----------------Barton/Larsson---------Nolan/Ireland------------------ Jonas/Jarvis-----------------------------------------------Barfa/Ferguson ------------------------------AN other/AN other--------------------------- In: Gary Cahill/Brede Hangeland (doubtful we'd get either tbh) Kyle Walker Seb Larsson Oscar Wendt Stephen Ireland Matt Jarvis/Gervinho 2 Strikers Cover for Tiote Out: Campbell smith perch xisco routledge squad players: raylor, best, lovenkrands, guthrie, gosling, shola i'd like to see the youngsters like kadar, ferguson, vuckic, tavernier, edmundsson, nzuzi, richardson ranger etc given more of a chance or loaned out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1977 0 Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Even if they were id not let ferguson nor lualua go. Your a knob. Gonna keep them at the club by gun point? Why so hostile? I just didn't line them up in the squad as they at this moment of time aren't Newcastle players for next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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