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23 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

They’ve dug their imaginary ethical hole,

now they have to live in it.

:lol: Precisely this 

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Adopted a position of morality that 99.9% of them don't share and now have to pretend to hate anyone not acting in favour of it. It's going to make pariahs of their heroes and cultivating special friendships even trickier.

 

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It's going to be a real head scratcher the next time an MLF is pulled in ponteyland airport by a stranger who's dead impressed by the Sunderland badge on their polo shirt but the stranger is a Saudi visiting the region. Does the MLF tell the story with pride how the QPR is dead impressed with Sunderland or does he berate the Saudi who will no doubt avoid eye contact and be well and truly put in his place by the MLF. Imagine? 

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32 minutes ago, MMXXVIII said:

Adopted a position of morality that 99.9% of them don't share and now have to pretend to hate anyone not acting in favour of it. It's going to make pariahs of their heroes and cultivating special friendships even trickier.

 

 

aye, the reality is below. wearside amnesty was formed in 1975, nearly half a century ago, hat doffed to them. their facebook page was created in 2009, it has less than 200 followers,  their twitter account created 8 years ago has less than a hundred. 

sunderland supporters don't give a flying fuck about human rights, they're just very good at pretending they do.

 

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9 hours ago, MMXXVIII said:

 

How is he a hypocrite? Because they imagined he pretended to have opinions they pretend to?

Literally none of this would have happened if we hadn't had a good season just gone. They are fucking mental.

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Imagine.

 

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The mythical age of the great Durham mines. A time when::

  • Capital punishment was used.
  • Men could legally rape their wives (1999 that one)
  • Homosexuality was illegal.
  • Pit villages were theocratic hell holes where you had to go to church on your one day off a week.

Etc.

Imagine.

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5 minutes ago, Renton said:

Imagine.

 

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The mythical age of the great Durham mines. A time when::

  • Capital punishment was used.
  • Men could legally rape their wives (1999 that one)
  • Homosexuality was illegal.
  • Pit villages were theocratic hell holes where you had to go to church on your one day off a week.

Etc.

Imagine.

They also told the miners to fuck off when the fascist was their manager.

 

edit: Di Canio, I totally forgot his name.

Edited by Kevin Carr's Gloves
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I remember Stewarr Lee likening social media usage to keeping dolphins in concrete tanks; the sound ot their own sonar bouncing back at them sends them mad. It makes me think of mackems online and wonder if the madness on RTG and Twitter manifests in real life?

 

"Heya hinnee why don't yew slip inta summit more comfortabill?"

 

"Ah will, al see yew upstairyaz"

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Arrrr Gemma, greeyun and white?! Ah dint kna yew bombed kids lyyke"

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51 minutes ago, Tom said:

Subtitle Update 

 

Fair to Henderson for selflessly taking the heat off Sam Fender + ornithological lads 

 

:lol: :lol: 

 

'nar marra not ower Jardan!! - famous Mackem sells soul'

 

 

This is me, (KK), looking at Tom, (Wor Jackie), after reading his subtitle update. 

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On 20/07/2023 at 07:40, Monkeys Fist said:

All we need now is for Henderson’s butchers in sunderland to start selling halal meat and they’ll go supernova. 

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Ready to Groom seems to think this place is connected to him, but his dad was a copper ( different kind of pork), and the owners of it are called McGill. 
 

Usual standards of reality on RTG in action  :lol:

I expect they heard it from a local historian

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23 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

aye, the reality is below. wearside amnesty was formed in 1975, nearly half a century ago, hat doffed to them. their facebook page was created in 2009, it has less than 200 followers,  their twitter account created 8 years ago has less than a hundred. 

sunderland supporters don't give a flying fuck about human rights, they're just very good at pretending they do.

 

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That’s not fair. They’re not particularly good at pretending they’re bothered 

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Mackems being normal still I see. They missed their weird toon top thread so much when it was removed they promptly started another obsessive one.

 

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I honestly cant think of a more likable manager than Howe. Calm, collected, civil, rational and humble. Many of the qualities Keegan had but perhaps without the fire and emotion. Seeing how despite this he winds the mackems up is a sight to behold. Imagine getting worked up like this over a few tactical misdirections. :lol:

Fucking mentalists.

 

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I wouldn't have a fucking clue about sunderland's potential injury list, or what their manager (is it still mowbray?) has to say in press conferences.

and why does he give a flying fuck whether barnes makes the flight to america or not?

stupid cunt.

 

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2 hours ago, Renton said:

Mackems being normal still I see. They missed their weird toon top thread so much when it was removed they promptly started another obsessive one.

 

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I honestly cant think of a more likable manager than Howe. Calm, collected, civil, rational and humble. Many of the qualities Keegan had but perhaps without the fire and emotion. Seeing how despite this he winds the mackems up is a sight to behold. Imagine getting worked up like this over a few tactical misdirections. :lol:

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I was saying previously this new thing about Newcastle fans being the only ones (adults anyway) that go around wearing football tops almost certainly stems from it being so difficult to get hold of a Sunderland top. I do love how they try and make everything into some mad moral and/or classy crusade 

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